The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread, Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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From sea to shining sea,
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Heard throughout all America.
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The downhearted are encouraged.
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[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Early pings for a meeting. (Only 15 minutes earlier than when I try to normally have it out.)

HOpe to be back for Rush.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Morning, IMPR.

[RasterMaster]

Howdy!

[Enterprise]

Bump

[gwilhelm56]

YHELLO!!!

[damnyankee57]

WOOT!

[Roccus]

Lurkin’

[gov_bean_ counter]

Soto the Dodo is starting to sound stupid.

[Eagle50AE]

Go Rush, ..

no wonder fearless appointed SS

him-haws and dances around the 2nd amendment questions just like the chosen 1.

Go Get ‘em....

Wake Up America ,

the congressional branch is complaining about not being informed about a non-implemented plan, when they don’t even read the bills they pass...

unbelievable

[Bahbah]

Orrin, they were white guys. She doesn’t care about bad things happening to them.

[Fudd Fan]

Lurkin... awaiting today’s wisdom from “Mister Lim-BOW”

[ReneeLynn]

Yo.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Colon Bowell is coming to Pittsburgh with Rudy Giuliani for some motivational seminar next month.

The cost is only $19 for an office of people, but I wouldn’t go to see that RINO if they paid me.

[RabidBartender]

She considers the issue of abortion to be “settled law”.

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[TornadoAlley3]

she is writing on her notepad, I love Obama over and over.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Sarahcuda wrote an op-ed and the Libturds are going crazy dittos!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Oh goody, hope Rush plays the clips because I ain't listening.

[gov_bean_ counter]

The Swinester is up now. Does she have Parkinson’s?