Posted on 07/13/2009 7:24:29 PM PDT by Nachum
(IsraelNN.com) Spokesman Aslam Shahuan of the Hamas police force in Gaza alleged on Monday that Israeli intelligence sources were trying to corrupt the young generation by distributing chewing gum that arouses one's sexual appetite. The case started when a Gaza resident's daughter felt side effects from the gum.
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I thought the title said “gun”
Oy veh! Now it is the Spanish Fly in Gum conspiracy...
I thought Meir Kahane said the Palestinians were breeding faster than the Hebraic Israelis....”They Must Go.”
Guns turn me on......what can I say.
Some Hoppe’s #9 behind her ears works too.
A product like that would be worth billions. They wouldn’t be giving it away free.
This from people who promise “the young” 76 virgins if they blow themselves to hell. It’s a strange world.
Ha!
Sounds like the young palestinians have come up with the perfect excuse for misbehaving.
“israeli operatives gave me this gum...”
“israeli operatives gave me this alcohol...”
“israeli operatives gave me these drugs...”
“israeli operatives gave me these MTV videos...”
“israeli operatives gave me these erotic magazines...”
So, would Hamas prefer that Israel dispense gum laden with saltpeter?
Palestinians and Muslims have only been able to come up with one solution for this chewing gum problem.
Rocket Attacks.
I also don’t know what Palestinians are so worried about though. They only reproduce through rape.
Yes. And cell phones can carry voodoo that causes your penis to shrink. This is a 7th century culture with 21st century weapons.
Whoa. I’d be smilin’ too...
I don’t think we have it here....yet?!
LOL!
If the Israelis were going to try to drug these folks, they’d be giving them THC gum just to just mellow them out.
Can you imagine the leaders of Hamas all going into a Cheech and Chong routine. Now that would be awesome!
“dude...wow man...where’d ya get that cool turbine...
whoa man, check out the babe in the burka...dang, man, she’s got some moves,
man...where can we get some more of this awesome gum, man?...is this wrigleys, man????
Bingo.
And remember, my Palestinian friends...”Baa!” means “Me so horny! Me love you long time!”
These people have the mentality of 8 year old children. Are we supposed to take them seriously?
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