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Hamas: Israel Dispensing Gum that Arouses Sex Appetite
Israel National News ^ | 7/13/09 | staff

Posted on 07/13/2009 7:24:29 PM PDT by Nachum

(IsraelNN.com) Spokesman Aslam Shahuan of the Hamas police force in Gaza alleged on Monday that Israeli intelligence sources were trying to corrupt the young generation by distributing chewing gum that arouses one's sexual appetite. The case started when a Gaza resident's daughter felt side effects from the gum.

(Excerpt) Read more at israelnationalnews.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dispensing; gum; hamas; israel
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Where can I buy that gum!!
1 posted on 07/13/2009 7:24:29 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

I thought the title said “gun”


2 posted on 07/13/2009 7:25:28 PM PDT by listenhillary (90% of our problems could be resolved with a government 10% of the size it is now.)
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To: Nachum

Oy veh! Now it is the Spanish Fly in Gum conspiracy...


3 posted on 07/13/2009 7:27:10 PM PDT by John123 (Turn on your teleprompter Obama and read your lips... "No New Taxes!!")
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To: Nachum

I thought Meir Kahane said the Palestinians were breeding faster than the Hebraic Israelis....”They Must Go.”


4 posted on 07/13/2009 7:28:09 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: listenhillary

Guns turn me on......what can I say.

Some Hoppe’s #9 behind her ears works too.


5 posted on 07/13/2009 7:28:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Nachum
Yeah, just what Israel wants and needs .... more mentally unstable, uneducated and unskilled Palestinians.
6 posted on 07/13/2009 7:28:35 PM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: Nachum

A product like that would be worth billions. They wouldn’t be giving it away free.


7 posted on 07/13/2009 7:31:01 PM PDT by Ronin (It will be helpful if Geithner can show us some arithmetic.)
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To: Nachum

8 posted on 07/13/2009 7:31:32 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit (I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
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To: Nachum

This from people who promise “the young” 76 virgins if they blow themselves to hell. It’s a strange world.


9 posted on 07/13/2009 7:31:32 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey America! How's that "hope and change" thing working out?)
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To: Nachum

Ha!

Sounds like the young palestinians have come up with the perfect excuse for misbehaving.

“israeli operatives gave me this gum...”

“israeli operatives gave me this alcohol...”

“israeli operatives gave me these drugs...”

“israeli operatives gave me these MTV videos...”

“israeli operatives gave me these erotic magazines...”


10 posted on 07/13/2009 7:33:29 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Nachum

So, would Hamas prefer that Israel dispense gum laden with saltpeter?


11 posted on 07/13/2009 7:33:49 PM PDT by C210N (A patriot for a Conservative Renaissance!)
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To: C210N

Palestinians and Muslims have only been able to come up with one solution for this chewing gum problem.

Rocket Attacks.

I also don’t know what Palestinians are so worried about though. They only reproduce through rape.


12 posted on 07/13/2009 7:39:07 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: Nachum

Yes. And cell phones can carry voodoo that causes your penis to shrink. This is a 7th century culture with 21st century weapons.


13 posted on 07/13/2009 7:39:10 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: Recovering Hermit

Whoa. I’d be smilin’ too...


14 posted on 07/13/2009 7:40:56 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum

I don’t think we have it here....yet?!


15 posted on 07/13/2009 7:45:26 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: mamelukesabre

LOL!


16 posted on 07/13/2009 7:46:32 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: C210N

If the Israelis were going to try to drug these folks, they’d be giving them THC gum just to just mellow them out.

Can you imagine the leaders of Hamas all going into a Cheech and Chong routine. Now that would be awesome!

“dude...wow man...where’d ya get that cool turbine...

whoa man, check out the babe in the burka...dang, man, she’s got some moves,

man...where can we get some more of this awesome gum, man?...is this wrigleys, man????


17 posted on 07/13/2009 7:51:53 PM PDT by downtownconservative (As Obama lies, liberty dies!)
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To: ModelBreaker
This is a 7th century culture with 21st century weapons.

Bingo.

18 posted on 07/13/2009 7:52:42 PM PDT by A message (3 years 6 months 1 week)
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To: Nachum

And remember, my Palestinian friends...”Baa!” means “Me so horny! Me love you long time!”


19 posted on 07/13/2009 7:55:50 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Nachum

These people have the mentality of 8 year old children. Are we supposed to take them seriously?


20 posted on 07/13/2009 8:05:55 PM PDT by PGR88
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