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Obama Apologizes for Declaration of Independence [Satire]
IMAO ^
| July 3, 2009
| Harvey
Posted on 07/04/2009 4:03:09 PM PDT by EveningStar
WASHINGTON (AP) - Just in time for the document’s 233rd anniversary, President Barack Obama has issued an executive order apologizing to Great Britain for America’s Declaration of Independence in 1776.
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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: apology; declaration; executiveorder; imao; independence; obama; satire
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To: moder_ator
This is not news. It shouldn’t be in this category.
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:05:21 PM PDT
by
SatinDoll
(NO Foreign Nationals as our President!!)
To: EveningStar
This is satire..... right?
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:05:31 PM PDT
by
umgud
(Look to gov't to solve your everday problems and they'll control your everday life.)
To: EveningStar
OK. This is a joke right? Even HE can’t be this stupid.
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:06:34 PM PDT
by
sneakers
( NO AMERICAN BOWS TO ROYALTY - From president to ditch digger - NO AMERICAN BOWS! "Jim")
To: EveningStar
this has a pretty good similarity to an actual event:
“If we really want to make up with Great Britain,” said Biden, “we need to become more like them. We should adopt their health care system. And their ban on guns. And their ban on knives. Man, I hate knives… I cut myself on one last time I was in my secret undisclosed location under the old U.S. Naval Observatory… hey, this is off the record, right?”
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:08:25 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(The higher the concentration of libs, the bigger the tragedy that follows.)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:08:43 PM PDT
by
xjcsa
(Currently shouting "I told you so" about Michael Steele on my profile page.)
To: EveningStar
It wouldn’t surprise me if he did.
To: HighWheeler
We are part of Great Britain again now, we can all stop brushing our teeth ...
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:09:13 PM PDT
by
Scythian
To: umgud
To: SatinDoll
To: umgud
“This is satire..... right?”
There is no such thing as satire when discussing the Obama administration.
One just never knows....
To: EveningStar
Yes. I recognize that fact. But it is not breaking news.
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:11:20 PM PDT
by
SatinDoll
(NO Foreign Nationals as our President!!)
To: HereInTheHeartland
i feel a zot coming. this should nit be posted here.
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:12:16 PM PDT
by
devane617
(Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
To: EveningStar
This part was good:
“said Obama. “But the manner in which it was handled was an affront to acceptable diplomatic norms. This crude and disparaging document heaped numerous, undeserved insults on the divine ruler of our compassionate and nurturing motherland. It used such crass and dispicable terms as ‘tyrant’ and ‘despot’ to describe the gracious tolerance of King George the Third to the aspersions and indignities heaped upon him by a cabal of ungrateful rebels.””
To: EveningStar
GEEEEEZ!!
Isn't it sad when you have to wonder if an article is satire or not?
Sadly we all can see the current president making an apology like this cuz he has apologized for just about everything else LOL
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:13:49 PM PDT
by
R_Kangel
(`.`)
To: EveningStar
I am certain that this satire, but don't be surprised if
during the NYC fireworks,(1609-2009)he apologizes to the
Native American community for ripping off Manhattan from
them.
JJ61
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:15:11 PM PDT
by
JerseyJohn61
(Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
To: HereInTheHeartland
To make up for it the alleged President sent the Queen a complete set of the collected works of Don Ho.
Helps build up the image of him as a native of Hawaii, you see...
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:15:56 PM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
("The fiat of the Almighty, "Let there be Light," has not yet spent its force." - Frederick Douglass)
To: EternalVigilance
To make up for it the alleged President sent the Queen a complete set of the collected works of Don Ho. The bigger problem is that he sent them on 8-track.
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:17:51 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
To: wagglebee; EternalVigilance
Is anyone old enough to remember 4-track?
To: EveningStar
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