Posted on 07/01/2009 2:18:15 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – A cross-country US Airways flight was diverted to Albuquerque after a male passenger removed his clothing mid-flight. Dan Jiron, a spokesman for the Albuquerque airport, said 50-year-old Keith Wright of New York disrobed Tuesday while sitting in his seat in the back of the aircraft. He said Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him repeatedly to get dressed and refused to be covered with a blanket.
Jiron said law enforcement employees who were passengers on the plane helped subdue and handcuff Wright before the flight landed. The FBI said Wright is in federal custody on a charge of interfering with flight crew members and attendants.
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ROFLOL.
Leave him alone. He just wanted a place to put his donut while reading the newspaper.
jockstrap bomber?
Mark Sanford’s Mile High Club
Jerry: O-K. You realize of course, you’re naked?
Naked man: Naked, dressed. I don’t see any difference.
Jerry: You oughta’ sit here. There is a difference.
Naked man: You got something against naked body?
Jerry: I got something against yours. How about a couple of deep knee bends, maybe a squat thrust?
Naked man: Who’s got time for squat thrusts?
Jerry: All right, how about skipping breakfast. I’m guessing you’re not a ‘half-grapefruit and black coffee’ guy.
Naked man: I like a good breakfast.
Jerry: I understand, I like good breakfast. Long as you don’t wind up trapped in a room with bib overalls and pigtails, being counseled by Dick Gregory.
Naked man: I’m not ashamed of my body.
Jerry: That’s your problem, you should be.
"Why does it always have to be the 50 year old male? How come it’s never the 25 year old female?
Trouser Snakes on a Plane?
Does this really need a divert? The guy is handcuffed...don't screw the rest of the passengers...
I think they meant uncooperative.
Is that for real?
The reporter apparently does not know the difference between “unresponsive” (an inability to respond) and “non-responsive” (an unwillingness to respond).
What do they teach these folks in journalism school?
Sorry. It was not a serious question.
This Thread Is Just Fine Without Pics.
because life isn’t a porno movie.
LOL This is as good as the dude in the green women’s bathing suit yelling at women and children going down the river.
?how could he be ‘unresponsive’ and refuse to be covered with a blanket at the same time??
I was wondering the same thing.
WHERE do these people come from????!
Airplanes don't pressurize their cabins at a full one atmosphere. I wonder if a person with an undiagnosed problem like my friend's wife had could become irrational due to the combination of the altitude and the circulation problem.
Moon over Miami?
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