Luxury yacht sinks off coast of St. Tropez France Sidebar Moderator reported missing

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[Admin Moderator]

BREAKING NEWS - STILL DEVELOPING...

St. Tropez, France (MediaFetcher June 25, 2009) - The French Maritime Gendarmerie, a division of the French Navy responded to distress calls from 10 persons aboard a 120' luxury yacht cruising off of the coast of St. Tropez. Actor Sidebar Moderator was reportedly vacationing aboard the privately chartered vessel.

Search and rescue teams have been dispatched to the location of vessel with the aide of GPS emergency tracking devices and confirmed that it is completely submerged. Due to severe weather conditions and rough seas, rescue teams were forced to retreat.

There have been no confirmed details regarding survivors, and teams are on-standby to resume searches as weather permits. It is believed that a fire erupted on board as a result of turbulent waters and high winds.

This article is still developing and additional details will be reported as information becomes available.

Saint-Tropez is a commune of the Var département in southern France, located on the French Riviera. It has grown in popularity in recent years and is known today for its famous and wealthy guests.

[humblegunner]

201?

[NellieMae]

Well, my theory is that he probably faked his death so that he can start a new life without having to be bothered with all of the trolls that have infested this site.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Lesson: Hold on to the side bar.

Lesson 2. Check with the Sidebar Moderator’s Sidebar Monitor before grabbing the Sidebar’s sidebares unasked.

(Inappropriate behavior and herassment may be grounds for disbarement.)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I heard from the Sidebar Truthers Commission that this was an inside job

It was them Freeperbilderepublicburgers, I'd just bet! ;^)




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[Robert A Cook PE]

And of youse experts and opinionated know-it-alls recognize this photo of a small non-nuke sub adrift near shoal water/rocks?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Can we knead any life-jackets on the long-lived thread?

[Lucky9teen]

He was an icon in his own right and will be missed. ;)

[JoeProBono]

[CholeraJoe]

North Korean sub foundering off South Korea in 1996.

[shibumi]

I don’t know about you guys, but I hit the abuse button.

[Robert A Cook PE]

I don’t know about you guys, but I hit the abuse button.

I don’t know about anybody else, but I could really only hit the pec’s button. (At 6’-0” and 155, my abs aren't big enough to abuse, reuse, recluse, or even seecluse....)

[alarm rider]

This is going to become one of those threads isn’t it?

[PROTESTBYPROXY]

That’s number three.

[Arrowhead1952]

Luxury yacht sinks off coast of St. Tropez France Sidebar Moderator reported missing

Luxury yacht sinks off coast of St. Tropez France Sidebar Moderator reported missing still in the St. Tropez France Biker Bar

[patton]

Not a clue.

[Miss Behave]

"Anyhow, I read another article that suggested that there was a contingent of rare Spork Weasels on board, bound for Thailand. Sadly, all weasels were lost as they are notoriously poor swimmers."

Wat thoz stupid newzy reportr humanz talky bout? Who callin who "weazelz?" Dum reporterz. We r KITTEHS and we r ALIVES!!! We flotez in leeky livesboat in middl of biggy waterz wiff NO CHEEZBURGERS fer cryin out lout!!! An the fishys that r out hear r NOT onez that we can eatz--they r onez wiff biggy teef thatz can eatz US!!! Like PIRANAS NOM NOM NOM! HALP!!! An of COURS we cantz swimz!!! WE R KITTEHS!!!Duznt that stupid drunken "famous" kitteh "Sidezber" that wuz wiff us on that biggy yact hav any FRiendz at that stupid internets webs place "FReeze Rebublicinz" that mite b seeing this + cans SENDZ HALP? HALLO...WE HAZ NO FUD NO CHEEZBURGERZ NO DRINKS NO MICES! AND WE NOT NONE WEEZELZ!!! HOW RUDEZ! DO YOUZ WANT US TO STARTING B CANIBALS???

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[JRios1968]

[Turret Gunner A20]

Too bad you didn’t get stuck on a desert island with Maryanne and Ginger.

You call that being stuck????

[musicman]

"Luxury yacht sinks off coast of St. Tropez France Sidebar Moderator reported missing..."

[Miss Behave]

OH HOW RUDEZ! Not none time 4 ur usual pervz ogglingz...THIS IS SERIES! WIPEZ THAT SILLI SMILEZ OFFS FACE + LOOKS ME INS EYES! Ogglings startz after SAVINGS POUR KITTEHS AT BIGGY WATERS! ALLZ U WANTS TO DOOZ IS "SHEGGS" U HURNY FUNNY TALKY FURRINER BRITIN HUMAN MENZ! Senz halp NOW! Saves kittehs NOW! CAPISHE?

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