Michael Jackson Suffers Major Heart Attack [Update - he's dead, Jim]

AP

[My Favorite Headache]

Breaking AP Wires:

Michael Jackson suffers major heart attack in Los Angeles...listed in critical condition...

[Rightly Biased]

but his nose is only 22

[pogo101]

No (I don’t question OJ’s guilt). But payoffs to a kid saying he was molested don’t show the kid was telling the truth and aren’t the kind of dead-to-rights evidence that was on display against OJ.

I’d still pray for the guy even if I were sure he was guilty, though.

[tioga]

he just converted to islam didn’t he?

[ScottinVA]

I noted that too. That was indeed eerie.

[humblegunner]

He drove past this and it was just too much for him:

[omegatoo]

He doesn’t look anemic, he looks white.

(Sorry, I couldn’t resist)

O2

[dfwgator]

Or he heard that his favorite band “Boyz II Men” broke up.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Under the category of trivia that’s useful to have in your brain, “Staying Alive” by the BeeGees is the optimal song to be humming while performing CPR, to ensure you get in the proper beats per minute.

[Rokurota]

I didn’t know serial pedophiles had a heart to begin with, but the best to him anyway.

[buccaneer81]

[thulldud]

Maybe "Beat it" was playing on the ambulance radio. Sick I know..but couldn't resist..

I don't know who you are, but that was funny!

[Aggie Mama]

Newfreep, I'm not sure how old you are, but MJ was the 80's.

[Sarah Barracuda]

he’s 51.........too young to have a fatal heart attack and too old for cocaine......but it’s one or the other. in any case the children will be free of him.

Wanna bet..my friend’s uncle died 3 years ago of a massive heart attack, was at his clothing store, said he didn’t feel good, went to sit down on a chair, and just dropped dead, turns out he had 90 percent clog in his main artery, never knew it, he was 48 years old

[tioga]

LMAO.

[Ladysmith]

LOL! Dittos that...

[DJ MacWoW]

Yes. She passed away at 9:28 am.

[Friendofgeorge]

I can not stand the guys music, I think he is a no talent guy, but I do not want him to die! God Bless Michael, please reveal your Son Jesus to this poor man! God Bless Michael!!!

If it was Obama, it would be a real struggle for me to say the same. I mean Obama is a mass murderer with his abortion position.

[Radix]

Michael Jackson (Victory Tour) almost caused the N.E. Patriots to be moved out of this area.

That almost caused a few heart attacks in my neighborhood.

[Charles Martel]

Looks like the “personal trainer” gig didn’t work out so well for Lou Ferrigno, eh?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

TMZ: UPDATE: A Jackson family member tells TMZ Michael is in “really bad shape” and the brothers are headed to UCLA.