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...citing at least 22 people for misconduct with mollusks.

Sounds kinky to me!

1 posted on 05/28/2009 1:13:11 PM PDT by AlaskaErik
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To: AlaskaErik

Tell them to “Shuck Off!”


2 posted on 05/28/2009 1:15:10 PM PDT by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: AlaskaErik

Don’t get too excited, just clam down.


3 posted on 05/28/2009 1:15:10 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: AlaskaErik
Maybe they were digging up "geoduck" clams?


4 posted on 05/28/2009 1:16:05 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: AlaskaErik

Misconduct with mollusks???

Oh my. Were they reading Chaucer on the beach?


5 posted on 05/28/2009 1:16:12 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: AlaskaErik

New moon tides are not “unusually low”. The lowest tides of the year were the perigee tides that occurred back in January.


6 posted on 05/28/2009 1:17:18 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: AlaskaErik

Did any of those clams have beards?


7 posted on 05/28/2009 1:18:47 PM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: AlaskaErik

“illegal clam diggers”

Were they from Mexico?


8 posted on 05/28/2009 1:20:31 PM PDT by wolfcreek ( The Republican Party shouldnÂ’t open itself like a whorehouse to new voters)
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To: AlaskaErik

Hang ‘em high!....


9 posted on 05/28/2009 1:20:34 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AlaskaErik
Violations included taking undersized... clams

She said she was legal!

10 posted on 05/28/2009 1:21:05 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (No free man bows to a foreign king.)
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To: AlaskaErik
“Unusually low tides,”

Not only the misconduct charge is kinky, but what about the second sentence in the article? I was under the impression that there is severe man made global warming going on right now and the Polar Ice Caps are melting at an astonishing rate. Leaving polar bears and seals stranded on ice flows. How is it then there is now “Unusually low tides,”? I mean I am just asking.

13 posted on 05/28/2009 1:22:36 PM PDT by OldBullrider (if yur hurt, rub some dirt on it, and get back to work)
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To: AlaskaErik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCUc5A6FHU


14 posted on 05/28/2009 1:23:50 PM PDT by MyTwoCopperCoins (I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
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To: AlaskaErik

Where is Governor Palin to restore some sanity and allow Alaskans to enjoy the natural bounty of the state?


15 posted on 05/28/2009 1:24:14 PM PDT by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: AlaskaErik
The Story of Ruben Clamzo and his Strange Daughter in the Key of A
17 posted on 05/28/2009 1:26:34 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: AlaskaErik

oh boy.

how wold you like having that on your permanent record?


19 posted on 05/28/2009 1:28:25 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now, NOW)
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To: AlaskaErik

G-d specifically warned us against bivalvism.


20 posted on 05/28/2009 1:29:05 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (If Liberals' GOAL was the Destruction of Western Civilization, would their behavior differ?)
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To: AlaskaErik

Authorities are clamming down!


29 posted on 05/28/2009 1:55:10 PM PDT by justapicker (I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap)
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To: AlaskaErik

Watch Out For The Huge Manatee

33 posted on 05/28/2009 2:14:46 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Life, Liberty and the Department of Happiness)
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To: AlaskaErik

Article says fines go as high as...

—Wait for it!—

...300 CLAMS!


34 posted on 05/28/2009 2:29:26 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: AlaskaErik
come on people, I can't believe it's been six hours and nobody's posted this


37 posted on 05/28/2009 6:16:53 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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