Posted on 05/18/2009 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
When Axelrod was asked if he had weighed in on the Obama family’s dog choice, he answered, “I was only called in for the final three, and one was Miss California.”
That's the Libturds to a tee.
re: 24
Radiation a la George Mason
BTW, re: Timmy clip
Didn’t O say no debt for children and grandchildren?
Nevermind.
I got his living within means right here...
Powerful stuff! No wonder he has “been summoned to the WH”!
I’ll keep updated with Fred Bauer.
Worst he got was a liberal with squirrel flu
licked his phone and he got a runny nose.
This guy is right. When he said punished with a baby, I wondered how he answered his nine year old re: what he said? Were his kids a punishment and wouldn’t it be ‘her’ choice?
In other words, no values and morals.
A sound bite not played often enough.
But wait, he said he’s ‘gonna’ teach them... Since he wanted them taught from kindergarten, why aren’t they taught already?
I'm going to hell for this post...
Can anyone get this verified?
ping.
Can anyone get this verified?
Don’t give them any more IDEAS!!!
That’s awesome!
Well, since i’ve killed thread with pro-life talk and disgusting graphics...
Snif
I’ll stop, come back!
ALI!
That looks more like a marmot.
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