Posted on 05/18/2009 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Anybody see Hannity... people were calling me pissed off.
I have to find the video to see what the big woop was.
WHEN WILL HE GIVE BACK?
Read my post #13
Excellent poem. Pens on the same time as 24 tonight, again.
“Service is the fulfillment of Love”
Not of guilt
Um Rush... Obama didn’t earn it either. You have to look at it through those lens. He cheated and stole... he’s speaking to himself, a one way conversation.
I love projection and narcissism, this must be the most obvious, non-couched case ever.
BTW, where are his transcripts and the ACORN accounting?
That sucks. I couldn’t bear to watch ‘24’ anymore after everything started happening to poor Jack.
I forgot, they signed a ND speak out petition on one of the alum sites. If I find it, will post.
Apparently, Blondi ...
Forget that, look at the non-coverage of the March for Life every year.
Ahhhhhhh, Rush listens to FOX news on radio while playing golf.
About time
Speedy trial my ass
What happened to Jack?
Did Rush touch the GPS painting/mapping of residences re: ‘so-called’ census workers?
Blondi, as in Miss California.
axelrod should burn in hell.
Falsely set up for murdering a senator . . . infected with something fatal . . . I couldn’t bear to watch for the rest.
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