Well, there go my plans for dinner tonight!
She’d scare a wart off a warthog.
Happy Wednesday to the Helen Thomas ping list! FReepmail me if you'd like to be added.My GOD!
She could make a train take a dirt road!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
My eyes!! My eyes!!!
Since he's going to pick an ultra-lib anyway, might as well be a superannuated one that won't last more than a few more years.
...so the guys can have a little fun when the robes come off.
Why do people here keep posting pictures of Helen Thomas when she was 20 - aren’t there any more mature pictures of her?
Icky sexist hag ping!
You’re so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.
You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
If ugliness was a crime, you’d get the electric chair.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
You’re so ugly, your mate won’t have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine.
You’re so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You’re so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You’re so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You’re so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
You’re so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You’re so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You’re so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You’re so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You’re so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You’re so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, “Damn, I should’ve
just given head.”
I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.
You’re so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You’re so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You’re so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.
You’re so ugly, you make onions cry.
You’re so ugly, the tide wouldn’t bring you in.
You’re so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, “Thanks for bringing him back.”
You’re so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
You’re so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.
You’re so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.
You’re so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.
You’re so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You’re so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You’re so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.
You’re so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
You’re so ugly, you can’t hail a bus.
You’re so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.
You’re so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.
You’re so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.
You’re so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn’t come back.
You’re so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.
You’re so ugly, you can’t get a date off the calendar.
You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.
You’re so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.
You’re so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.
You’re so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.
You’re so ugly, people create a Jackson Pollock style painting when they spew on the floor.
You’re so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You’re so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You’re so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You’re so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
You’re so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You’re so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.
You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
If ugliness was a crime, you’d get the electric chair.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
You’re so ugly, your mate won’t have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
And so was conceived Hagulous, the horrible!
Helen, here’s some free advice: the next time you get into a hatchet fight ... bring a hatchet!
ACK!
Poor pathetic woman..I wonder what she dresses like on Halloween..
Life was rough for Hagulous!
When Hagulous was a teenager she worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big she’d get.
Her mother had morning sickness after she was born.
She had a difficult childhood...
As a child her bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Her father carried around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When she played in the sandbox the cat kept covering her up.
Once she was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of her finger to her father. He said he wanted more proof!
She went to a freak show and they let her in for nothing. In fact, they voted her queen for life.
Once when she was lost.. she saw a policeman and asked him to help her find her parents. She said to him... “Do you think we’ll ever find them.” He said..”I don’t know kid.. there are so many places they can hide.”
On Halloween..the parents send their kids out looking like Helen.
Last year.. one kid tried to rip her face off!
Now it’s different.. when she answers the door the kids hand her candy.
When her dad wanted sex.. her mother would show him a picture of Helen.
She had a lot of pimples too. One day she fell asleep in a library. When she woke up and a blind man was reading her
face.
Copy desk fired, spell checker broken, brain on the fritz, can't spell no more, cain't remember nuthin'!
What an old washed-up degenerate liberal hag journo to do?!?
Her niece or grand niece does news in Grand Rapids Michigan at wotv.com. Her name is Suzanne Gehau...
Well, the discussion about what sort of justice Barack Obama will seek highlights the the problem that the judiciary...it is not a legitimate body constrained by the Constitution or the laws of this nation. That’s why everyone is seeking a black, hispanic, homo, female justice.
President Dwight D. Eisenhower, who appointed Warren, was never happy with the Warren court’s liberal decisions.
Wait, I take that back. Ike was pissed at most of the Warren Court's liberal decisions, with the exception of Brown v. Board of Education. I'm just glad she didn't claim Ike as a liberal. Some of his spoiled offspring like Susan "Obama" Eisenhower are liberals, but Ike was most unliberal.
Helen ought to research Abe Lincoln and Dred Scott sometime to learn how our entire country nearly dissolved in a matter of a few years time because the Supreme Court invented law from the bench and usurped the rights of states and the rule of law to decide for themselves to ban slavery within their state. Liberals wouldn't know the first thing about the rule of law.
100 years later, Ike was far more outraged and concerned about the Supreme Court superseding the rule of law and the will of the people than he was about whether the rulings benefited conservatives or liberals.
We all lose (Roe v. Wade, a prime example) when the robed judges decide they know better than legislative bodies and the Constitution. Abe Lincoln and Ike were men of principle. Helen Thomas is a stooge for the unprincipled, by any means necessary liberal left. And she's fugly to boot.