Posted on 05/12/2009 10:03:58 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
CIA Offers to Determine When Pelosi Knew by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace
(2009-05-12) — In an effort to clarify exactly when House Speaker Nancy Pelosi knew that the U.S. employed enhanced interrogation techniques, like waterboarding, on terrorists, the CIA today offered to question the California Democrat.
“With the passage of time, memory gets clouded,” said a CIA source who spoke on condition of anonymity. “But we have learned how to clear away the clouds, and bring into sharp focus the relevant details.”
Rep. Pelosi initially said she had not been briefed on the harsh interrogation methods, then said she thought the briefings she did receive were theoretical in nature, and now her associates say the Speaker knew in early 2003, but didn’t protest out of respect for ‘appropriate’ legislative channels.
“A woman in Nancy Pelosi’s high-stress position, can get overwhelmed by the constant drip, drip, drip of information,” the CIA source said. “It’s easy to lose isolated details among the battery of facts that assault her daily. But a little time alone with one of our seasoned counselors should remedy that.”
I don’t care who you are . . . that’s funny.
What would be left of her face if she were waterboarded?
Maybe they could waterboard her and force her to tell the truth.
I think locking her in a Rush Room would suffice...
Lock her in a room with Rosie-O-Donut, and provide no donuts.......
LOL!
The spin is in
That is funny and they should keep on waterboarding her by dripping this out via the news media.
I read half way through it before I noticed the source.
These days, nothing would surprise me.
I thought she has the Clueless Defense.
Didn’t know, don’t know, can’t know, won’t know; ya know?
“I’m meeeeelting!”
WATER-BOARD NANCY !!!!!
“But we have learned how to clear away the clouds, and bring into sharp focus the relevant details.”....
The’re coming to take you away, Stretchface! Gonna clear up your clouded head!
May constant dripping of information develop into a steady stream of truth. Pelosi should have been arrested for Treason the minute her traitorous feet
Touched American soil in 006 when she had the NERVE to interfere in GWB foreign Policy.regarding Syria. Pelosi is the definition of *Lucifer's Militants*
Sounds like they are going to cover for her.
Best satire I’ve seen in a LONG time.
Pelosi is an embarrassment, she should retire since her mental faculties are so obviously failing.
GOP 2010!
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