The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, May 11, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[ct_libertarian]

That's the second time today that I've heard Rush play that same bump of Bamster pontificating about unity and leaving behind childish things.

I've not heard this bump before (I ususally listen to the podcasts & there's no music).
Is it new?

It was all he played in the last segment.
Is this his response to the WHC dinner?

[RSmithOpt]

Crude stocks are at a 19 year high as there was an 800,000 barrel increase as reported for 2nd week of April.

Demand to date for U.S. gasoline is off -6.3% from 2008 from a report I read this morning. Go figure.

Demand for diesel is way way down. Crude demand in the US has only slipped -1.4% to -1.8% as heating oil was up as it was colder this winter in the U.S.

Last year, beginning 1Q 2008, there were 1600 active drill rigs looking for natural gas / oil / shale oil.

As of April 30, there were only 800 working exploratory rigs operating in the U.S.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

HA, HA!

Meghan McCain a real pain at D.C. dinner

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Howdy, Rush just got pre-empted for the shuttle flight - rats

[Roccus]

FWIW. Heard on CNBC this AM that crude prices are rising because of "anticipated rise in demand" due to imminent world-wide economic recovery.

[Pyro7480]

Rush just made a mistake. The Shuttle is not going to be in geosynchronous orbit.

[WINGED PEGASUS]

Welcome back Goldstein,

It is hoped that all is well and that the fortress is secure. As one who witnessed the Brothers plane over head, there can be no doubt the theater was orchestrated to give the believable illusion that the giant jumbo jet was being pursued by two fighter jets prepared to launch missiles if needed to shoot the leviathan out of the sky where it would be scattered over State Street and the surrounding environs of the Battery and financial district. Goldstein, was this a larger threat not only to the people of New York to terrorize and threaten, but perhaps to place a larger message to the symbols of capitalism and their CEO’s and board members.

[GraceG]

>> Rush just made a mistake. The Shuttle is not going to be in geosynchronous orbit. <<

I caught that too, so he is only right 99.999999999% of the time :)

[ct_libertarian]

He played the bump again at the top of the hour.
At this point I thinking he's telling his listeners:

Yes, I'm aware of what was said at the dinner.
Yes, I'm going to address it.
No, It's not going to be today, because it's going to be BIG.

That's what I'm getting out of it.
Comment?

[RSmithOpt]

I call bull on that...it's because the dollar is softening steadily and teamed with futures speculators pinching the price up.

We can bet the farm they will pull the same BS that was pulled last summer as 4 swap traders (companies basically) held 71% of all NYMEX futures contracts in July 2008.

Certain remaining large hedge fund managers ar$ses are on the line now and some vehicle is needed to reap type of profits by end 3Q 09..

[advertising guy]

the 1st hour was for the armed service radio feed.....usually that is el Rushbo’s pattern

...you can bet he is loaded for dumbass when it is commercially ripe

[NYC Republican]

That would be a mistake... Strike while the iron’s hot... Today, not later in the week, to get the biggest impact

[hattend]

We’ve had enough Dean, Obama, Pelosi and Reid the last 4 months.

Time for a change in 2010 and 2012

[BigEdLB]

My cat Martin expresses solidarity with Rush and his cat Punkin.
He says he has a new toy called `Wanda`. He caught it last night!

[Roccus]

Didn’t believe it when I heard it either.

[hattend]

So what’s changed since Obama took over to get an increase in Arab “love” toward us and Obama?

Obama kissed a raghead king’s ring.

[advertising guy]

as I said during the campaign and was quoted twice nationally

..” Of course Obama loves his country , it’s just that Sarah Palin loves mine “

[Fudd Fan]

That was your best tagline.

[sono]

Oil prices always rise heading into Memorial Day ... usually don’t begin the downturn until Labor Day.

[Fudd Fan]

Exactly!