The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, May 11, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
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[MarkLevinFan]

Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

On his show today, Glenn Beck mentioned that he was at the WHC dinner, and that the guest list was a collection of some of the most despicable people out there.

[RSmithOpt]

Good afternoon, all! Cheney is 100% correct.

[StarFan]

He’ll be laughing all the way to the bank today. Precisely and that will anger the left even more, which is a win win for Rush.

[Fudd Fan]

I believe him.

[LucyJo]

Love of our country, our founding documents, and all that entails is what motivates Dick Cheney.

[RSmithOpt]

And Glenn couldn’t sit in the ‘reserved’ Amtrak seats (that Amtrak will not reserve) for Whoopie, Barbwa, etc....what a great example of elitist Leftists and their opinions.

[RasterMaster]

Ditto! Just as Rush says, when we get hit again, it'll be the standard BS from the enemedia and the left...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I heard that, too. I guess Glenn Beck wasn’t “A-List” enough (or perhaps, liberal enough) for Amtrak to accord special treatment.

[RasterMaster]

Cheney has....

While GOLUM Powell would be lucky if he's got a set of copper BB's.

[LucyJo]

Dick Cheney is setting the record straight in the face of all the lies. God bless him.

[hattend]

FoxNews this morning said there were more Hollyweird people there than presstitutes.

[RSmithOpt]

Sup, RM? Yeah, W and Dick are the worst people ever, cause they know some truths and they don’t whine in front of the media. Great graphic, RM...thanks.

[Fudd Fan]

OH NOES!! There’s a mouse in our office, everyone is freaking out.

[MaxMax]

Stretch Pelosi,
Botox faced liar!

[RSmithOpt]

Seems to me this time around, The Libtard Left is much more sensitive to the truth and criticism as they get closer to a elitist social society where everyone is equal, however, some are more equal than others.

Dick Cheney would have made a far better POTUS for 8 years than W, IMHO, however, the LSM and the Libs would have exploded.

[HonestConservative]

GoodMorning,rwi

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[RSmithOpt]

I cannot believe how much Boto Polesuki is screwing up with regards to her statements, etc......she is either losing it, or taking strict marching orders from someone(s) like Soros, etc.

[NeoCaveman]

Rush praising Pelosi.

Libtard heads explode.