[Slings and Arrows]

"My wife likes to talk after sex. Last night she called me from a hotel!"
--Rodney Dangerfield

[Lady Jag]

Hearing vs Listening

What a woman says:

Cmon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now!

What a man hears:

C'MON....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!

[MeekOneGOP]

"My wife likes to talk after sex. Last night she called me from a hotel!"
--Rodney Dangerfield

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Classic RD!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

*** Hello?!? Have I reached the party with whom I am speaking?? ***