Posted on 04/18/2009 7:47:25 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
Dear "Past Your Eyes",
I knew it was going to take an extraordinary effort to help pay off Hillary Clinton's campaign debt. But now, I think we can do it and have some fun at the same time!
I won't spend a lot of time trying to convince you to help Hillary. I know what she means to you, and I'm sure you know how important it is for her to have her campaign pay off all its obligations.
So let's get to the fun part – enter today to win one of three truly once in a lifetime opportunities and you will also be doing something great to help finish off Hillary's debt With a contribution today, one of these exclusive prizes could be yours:
Spend a day with President Clinton. Head to New York City to attend several interesting events with President Clinton followed by your own special New York City weekend.
Attend the American Idol season finale. You and a guest will watch live as the American Idol judges make their final comments and decisions on this year's most anticipated season finale!
Want to talk politics with me? How about spending a weekend in D.C.? You will have lunch with me and my great friend Paul Begala. We will talk about politics, you will get to tour all the amazing sights D.C. has to offer and who knows what else could happen! Make a $5 contribution today, and you could be on your way to one of these once in a lifetime opportunities!
Your contribution today not only gives you the chance at winning one of these fantastic prizes – it'll also help our dear friend, Hillary Clinton, pay off the very last of her campaign debt.
This means a whole lot to Hillary, and I know she appreciates everything you do for her.
These amazing prizes are only being offered online and are available only for a limited time - so please don't delay in acting today.
Sincerely,
James Carville
He friggin looks just like Gollum. He eats raw fish. He hasn’t bathed since the Johnson Administration. Why his wife married him is left up to speculation.
Why did I click on this during dinner time? Why?
ROFL!
That is hysterical ...!
Is it legal for Hillary to sell raffle tickets to pay off her campaign debts? Isn’t this an illegal lottery type of contest?
I know the Clintons don’t obey laws, but I thought I have heard that these types of contests are strictly regulated. As good Democrats, the Clintons should know all about government regulations for our own good.
Talk about desperation! What if this doesn’t work? What are the next three prizes?
1) Spend the day watching Hillary tell jokes and then cackling loudly at the kidnapping of Americans.
2) Be there when Bill meets a call girl at the Mayflower Hotel.
3) Follow Paul Begala as he gets his forehead waxed.
Let her pay her own bills. Why should the public be expected to bail out another idiot politician.
I almost crapped myself when I saw that photo. That is criminalololololol.
Going with her to take her 10 black old crusties for
their bi-annual dry cleaning, then having lunch at a
cheap restaurant where Hillary forgets to leave a tip,
and off to the Harlem office of her colleague, Bill,
for their monthly bill sorting meeting.
Maybe she thought that the third time would be the charm. So far it looks as though she was right.
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