Talk about desperation! What if this doesn’t work? What are the next three prizes?
1) Spend the day watching Hillary tell jokes and then cackling loudly at the kidnapping of Americans.
2) Be there when Bill meets a call girl at the Mayflower Hotel.
3) Follow Paul Begala as he gets his forehead waxed.
Going with her to take her 10 black old crusties for
their bi-annual dry cleaning, then having lunch at a
cheap restaurant where Hillary forgets to leave a tip,
and off to the Harlem office of her colleague, Bill,
for their monthly bill sorting meeting.