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[ShadowAce]

...and the start of our latest FReepathon.

I thought the Church was supposed to provide the funding now?

[Admin Moderator]

[what's up]

a group of French Scientologists contacted Jim Robinson to provide emotional disaster relief

Ah, oui! Maintenant ma tete est bien!! Merci, Monsieur Cruise!!

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL! What’s next - joining up with the Hari Krishnas?

[SoldierDad]

April 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vaquero]

APRIL FOOL to you too.

“It all began 75 million years ago with a galactic federation of planets ruled by the evil Lord Xenu, Fearing overcrowding, Xenu rounded up countless aliens from all those planets and had those aliens frozen. The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu’s galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. They were sent to earth and dumped into the volcanoes of Hawaii and other volcanoes. They were no longer frozen. They were dead. “The souls of the aliens floated toward the sky,” the president continued, explaining that Xenu had built giant “soul catchers” to collect them all and unload them into a brainwashing facility he had built on earth. “The souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material that tricked them into believing a false reality,” the president revealed. “Xenu then released the alien souls that roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man the aliens found bodies they could grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, confusions and problems.”

[Frantzie]

Yup. The shrimpy leader is on the right of the wheel. Supposedly he and Tom are very “close.” A bit like Lindsay Graham-nesty and Charlie Crist are supposedly good friends.

These Scientology people are totally bonkers.

I am disappointed that Jim of FR signed up. ;-)

[Born Conservative]

Will you let us in on Tom Cruise’s and John Travolta’s screen names when they sign up?

[monkeybrau]

Boy I can’t wait to audit incident 1 and find my “inner clam”. Bravo!

[LibertyRocks]

I’m still laughing here... “The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers”... ROFL... I’m probably going to be using that once in a while. It’s too good not to make it into the common lexicon of “Obamanisms”! LOL

[papasmurf]

IBTDT

(In Before The DU Trolls!)

[tiredoflaundry]

What’s next - joining up with the Hari Krishnas?

I hope not! I do not like the fact kristinn shaved his beard. I would really be sad if he had to shave his head also!

[MrB]

Scientology is a bar bet that got out of hand.

[umgud]

Gotta believe we’ll be seeing this on the newzers tonite.

[mkjessup]

"We appreciate the Church approaching us. I have been in talks with them since converting to Scientology almost a year ago. I encourage all members to pick up a copy of Dianetics and contact an auditor."

- LMAO, oh my ribs.

THIS is a keeper. :)

[Frantzie]

Sea Org - thats it! Maybe I should call, sign up and sue them because I thought I was joining the U.S. Navy. LOL!

[Ole Okie]

Anybody got a picture of them in their Sea something group uniforms.

That's the Sea Through group uniforms.

[chuck_the_tv_out]

Bow before xenu, foolish mortals.

[zerosix]

I did back in the olden days when I was into sci-fi novels and it’s NOT MUCH!! (Ha, ha, April Fools strikes again!)

[1035rep]

Gee, and here I was thinking we would link up with the Nation of Islam...

Me too, what a let down.