Satirical, but true.
1 posted on
04/01/2009 9:36:06 AM PDT by
Polarik
To: Polarik
2 posted on
04/01/2009 9:39:07 AM PDT by
prismsinc
(A.K.A. "The Terminator"!)
To: Polarik
Full purple triangle alert.
3 posted on
04/01/2009 9:42:31 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: Polarik; Amityschild; Calpernia; ~Kim4VRWC's~; 1COUNTER-MORTER-68; 21stCenturyFreeThinker; ...
The alert sirens begin "Ahwooga"ing in the background.
HOLLY appears on viewscreen.
HOLLY: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil!
RIMMER: Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected.
4 posted on
04/01/2009 10:25:41 AM PDT by
null and void
(We are now in day 72 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: Polarik
Poor COLBEE. I hope a fund has been set up to find him.
10 posted on
04/01/2009 12:46:25 PM PDT by
azishot
(I just joined the NRA.)
To: Polarik; BIGLOOK; pissant; LucyT; SE Mom; BOBTHENAILER; Liz; null and void
Besure to get Amber Alerts in the 57 states to look for COLBie. It will be tough without and office picture.
11 posted on
04/01/2009 12:50:43 PM PDT by
Grampa Dave
(Does Zer0 have any friends, who are not criminals, foreign/domestic terrorists, or tax cheats?)
To: Polarik
You are just too good! Loved it! LOL!
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