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Wife Uses Broom To Pry Gator Off Husband
wftv ^ | March 30, 2009

Posted on 03/30/2009 8:30:54 PM PDT by stainlessbanner

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To: stainlessbanner

I smell a lawsuit. Some ambulance chasing lawyer will sue on behalf of the gator. The young gator was forced to have broomstick inside his mouth. I think a wildlife fine should also be in order. Gators have rights too!


21 posted on 03/30/2009 9:44:49 PM PDT by businessprofessor
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To: stainlessbanner
The agency issued the Gaffs a warning.

Laave a door open in Florida near water and you get mosquitoes which are a royal pain to have in your bedroom at night.

The Wildlife officers may have suspected the people had been enticing the gators into their home for cheap entertainment.

22 posted on 03/30/2009 9:49:15 PM PDT by fso301
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To: stainlessbanner

Lake Eustis? Yikes, my auntie lives in Eustis. When I went to visit, it was nothing to look out and watch gators swimming up the canal. Eerie!


23 posted on 03/30/2009 9:53:11 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Dumpster Baby

That gator is ringing the freaking door bell!

Man... better get a sign so they know they aren’t welcome....put it right under the ‘no hand bills’ sign.


24 posted on 03/30/2009 9:56:17 PM PDT by mad puppy (Never have I felt so politically radical and I swear I didn't move an inch.)
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To: stainlessbanner

Have a friend here in TX that has contended with gators and he swears the broom is the thing to use.


25 posted on 03/30/2009 10:03:38 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: garyhope
Exactly. I woulda been having gator ropes for dinner.

And not a call made either.

Not a smart thing to do, grab at a cornered gator with bear hands. Why didn't he just get a knife of an axe and finish the thing off?

Oh yes, I forgot. People don't keep axes near their doors anymore.(We all do round these parts. Even a bear can be stopped with one, while someone else gets the gun.)


26 posted on 03/30/2009 10:21:23 PM PDT by Candor7 (The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
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To: mamelukesabre
Lucky. Usually the spin once they clamp on. That generally rips the limb off your body.

A)(as pointed out above) It wasn't in the water, and
B)more importantly, this was a 3 foot gator, just a little baby really...not quite limb-ripping size...probably no stronger than a dog...

27 posted on 03/30/2009 10:27:50 PM PDT by AnalogReigns
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To: lilylangtree

There’s some biggies on those lakes. Used to watch the ultra-lites fly and land on the water out there.


28 posted on 03/30/2009 10:34:46 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: mamelukesabre

Only in the water. Besides three foot gators are not very dangerous. Keep in mind the tail was probably 20-22 inches of the 36.


29 posted on 03/31/2009 3:03:31 AM PDT by 101voodoo
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To: lilylangtree
Assume every Florida water source can have a gator. (Or, in Monroe County, crocodiles).
30 posted on 03/31/2009 3:11:22 AM PDT by Does so (The 0bama will quit before 6 months are up: I called it right on Perot.)
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To: Dumpster Baby
Is this the White House?

Even an alligator knows what a door is, unlike the Pres_ent who tried to use a window instead of a door. LOL

31 posted on 03/31/2009 3:24:57 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Dumpster Baby

"I know you're in there. I'm tired of eating your dog's food and your dog. Give me some steak, dammit!"
32 posted on 03/31/2009 3:34:33 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Candor7

So many people in America have turned into such unrealistic incompetents.

So many people unprepared to defend themselves and deal with pragmatic and common sense reality.


33 posted on 03/31/2009 5:16:23 AM PDT by garyhope (It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
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To: Batman11

It’s not just Florida that has alligators. Texas has them and the entire Gulf Coast does too. We have them on our property.


34 posted on 03/31/2009 5:23:05 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

bttt


35 posted on 03/31/2009 7:28:14 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Dumpster Baby

“Who is it?

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“Who is it?”

“Plumber!”

“I didn’t ask for a plumber. Who is it?”

“Telegram!”

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36 posted on 03/31/2009 7:35:50 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: stainlessbanner
The agency issued the Gaffs a warning. for real?

I'm surprised they weren't hauled off to jail. FWIW, the alligator is no longer endangered or threatened, but it's still protected by law.

37 posted on 03/31/2009 7:36:40 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: stainlessbanner

These people were on F&F this morning. They were great and funny.

The wife held up the ticket her hubby got for “molesting an alligator” ROTFL


38 posted on 03/31/2009 7:37:45 AM PDT by dforest
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

Now that is downright funny.


39 posted on 03/31/2009 7:41:06 AM PDT by dforest
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To: indylindy

At least they can laugh about it.


40 posted on 03/31/2009 7:47:34 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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