Skip to comments.SO SAYETH THE TELEPROMPTER
Posted on 03/22/2009 5:01:28 AM PDT by Zakeet
A reading from the Book of Barack, 3:22:09.
And the Word was heard from above.
America, my flock, my followers, my enthusiasts and aficionados.
This is thine president, thine one true president. Hark and behold my words, for let it be said that I am very good at this job.
The times we live in are times of storm, and strife. Of hurt, and pain. It is a time when even I must humble and prostrate myself, to consult an authority of wisdom and insight. I speak of the Book of Roget. The Day of the Synonym has come to pass.
It is vital that I double my words, so that I might speak in double talk. Thou shouldst heed my speech, but not too closely. Attend to the measured cadences and prose poetry, not the trifles of substance. For substance is the curse of lesser mortals.The hour is upon us for the AIG bonuses to be denounced. When the knowledge was loosed upon the land that the false prophets of finance had enriched themselves with the false profits of bailout money, I was and I'd like to thank President Obama for welcoming me here from Dublin.
Excuse me, the Teleprompter just broke.
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Needs a cable going to a keyboard in front of Soros.
So who is feeding the Obamanista his words? We may never know for sure, but you can know where to go and see this teleprompter reading Muslim-Commie-Fraud properly mocked. Just click on the picture for over 100 teleprompter images at this sorry clowns expense.
Yea, though I walk through a valley of Reporters, I will fear no TV: for my teleprompter art with me; my writing staff they comfort me.
The world according to TOTUS.
I think Michelle Malkin is behind the Teleprompter Blog. Friend of mine thinks it’s Rush. It could be Bo Snerdley, but it’s not Rush. Rush writes just like he speaks
“So Sayeth the Teleprompter”
So sayeth his high exalted smartness Mr. Imanual. (He is brilliant dontchaknow and about five steps higher than humanity on the evolutionary ladder.)
I have a new name for him, Dear Teleprompter.
“Thy Word, O Telepromptus, have I hid in mine heart, that I might not err against thee.”
“Thy Word, O Telepromptus, is a lamp unto my speech, and a light unto my lecturn.”
Another Jackie Kennedy.......not!
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