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Woman accused of church theft blames Satan
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Posted on 03/20/2009 12:51:42 PM PDT by Chet 99

ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) — A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Papers filed with a theft charge Wednesday in Snohomish County Superior Court say the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives "Satan had a big part in the theft."

The Everett Herald reported the woman was accused of forging the pastor's signature on 80 checks from the Arlington Free Methodist church. She was fired in February 2008.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: blame; flipwilson; geraldine; satan; theft
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1 posted on 03/20/2009 12:51:42 PM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99

The devil made her do it. Cue Flip Wilson.


2 posted on 03/20/2009 12:52:42 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Chet 99

An opportunity for young FReepers to learn about Flip Wilson.


3 posted on 03/20/2009 12:53:01 PM PDT by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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4 posted on 03/20/2009 12:53:49 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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5 posted on 03/20/2009 12:53:53 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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Honest to God - I am not making this up - I read the headline but my brain translated it to:

” Woman accused of Church theft blames Obama”.... I don’t think it would take a PhD to explain my thought processes on that one...


6 posted on 03/20/2009 12:54:39 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
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7 posted on 03/20/2009 12:54:43 PM PDT by Chet 99
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I think this thief is right: Satan tempted her...but she took the bait, so it’s off the to slammer with her!


8 posted on 03/20/2009 12:54:53 PM PDT by utahagen
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To: Chet 99

So she blames Obama?


9 posted on 03/20/2009 12:55:17 PM PDT by max americana
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If only there was a place she could have gone to ... Oh, never mind, she did .....


10 posted on 03/20/2009 12:55:27 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Chet 99

I read it wrong at first. I thought she was blaming Santa.


11 posted on 03/20/2009 12:57:25 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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Dyslexics of the world untie!!


12 posted on 03/20/2009 1:03:02 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Chet 99

Nope. Greed coupled with dishonesty made her do it.


13 posted on 03/20/2009 1:05:14 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
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To: Chet 99

“The love of money is the root of all evil”...

While Satan may have influenced her, she had a choice.


14 posted on 03/20/2009 1:05:47 PM PDT by TheBattman (Pray for our country....)
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To: justlurking

It was Satan! Satan!


15 posted on 03/20/2009 1:12:48 PM PDT by silverleaf (Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose")
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To: Chet 99
"Satan had a big part in the theft."

Well, duh.

But you're the one that will be doing the time, babe.

16 posted on 03/20/2009 1:15:39 PM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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Be like a good democrat just say it was an oversight, or I didn't know I couldn’t do that.
17 posted on 03/20/2009 1:21:38 PM PDT by bikerman (Obama lied;the Country died.)
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To: Chet 99

That didn’t work for Eve either, lady. Motion denied.


18 posted on 03/20/2009 1:42:50 PM PDT by Liberty1970 (Democrats are not in control. God is. And Thank God for that!)
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To: Chet 99

Has a Satan been brought in for questioning?


19 posted on 03/20/2009 3:21:21 PM PDT by OCC
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To: Chet 99

In my view Satan is not nearly as bad as people say he is.


20 posted on 03/20/2009 4:59:46 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ( As for a future life, every man must judge for himself between conflicting vague probabilities. - D)
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