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Woman accused of church theft blames Satan
AP ^
Posted on 03/20/2009 12:51:42 PM PDT by Chet 99
ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) — A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Papers filed with a theft charge Wednesday in Snohomish County Superior Court say the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives "Satan had a big part in the theft."
The Everett Herald reported the woman was accused of forging the pastor's signature on 80 checks from the Arlington Free Methodist church. She was fired in February 2008.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: blame; flipwilson; geraldine; satan; theft
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:51:42 PM PDT
by
Chet 99
To: Chet 99
The devil made her do it. Cue Flip Wilson.
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:52:42 PM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
To: Chet 99
An opportunity for young FReepers to learn about Flip Wilson.
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:53:01 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: LottieDah
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:53:49 PM PDT
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
To: Chet 99
To: Chet 99
Honest to God - I am not making this up - I read the headline but my brain translated it to:
” Woman accused of Church theft blames Obama”.... I don’t think it would take a PhD to explain my thought processes on that one...
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:54:39 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
To: justlurking
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:54:43 PM PDT
by
Chet 99
To: Chet 99
I think this thief is right: Satan tempted her...but she took the bait, so it’s off the to slammer with her!
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:54:53 PM PDT
by
utahagen
To: Chet 99
To: Chet 99
If only there was a place she could have gone to ... Oh, never mind, she did .....
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:55:27 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: Chet 99
I read it wrong at first. I thought she was blaming Santa.
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posted on
03/20/2009 12:57:25 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: WayneS
Dyslexics of the world untie!!
To: Chet 99
Nope. Greed coupled with dishonesty made her do it.
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posted on
03/20/2009 1:05:14 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
To: Chet 99
“The love of money is the root of all evil”...
While Satan may have influenced her, she had a choice.
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posted on
03/20/2009 1:05:47 PM PDT
by
TheBattman
(Pray for our country....)
To: justlurking
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posted on
03/20/2009 1:12:48 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose")
To: Chet 99
"Satan had a big part in the theft." Well, duh.
But you're the one that will be doing the time, babe.
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posted on
03/20/2009 1:15:39 PM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: Chet 99
Be like a good democrat just say it was an oversight, or I didn't know I couldn’t do that.
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posted on
03/20/2009 1:21:38 PM PDT
by
bikerman
(Obama lied;the Country died.)
To: Chet 99
That didn’t work for Eve either, lady. Motion denied.
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posted on
03/20/2009 1:42:50 PM PDT
by
Liberty1970
(Democrats are not in control. God is. And Thank God for that!)
To: Chet 99
Has a Satan been brought in for questioning?
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:21:21 PM PDT
by
OCC
To: Chet 99
In my view Satan is not nearly as bad as people say he is.
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posted on
03/20/2009 4:59:46 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
( As for a future life, every man must judge for himself between conflicting vague probabilities. - D)
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