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Fluffy Bunny Stories (Vanity)
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| 3/20/09
| Super7man
Posted on 03/20/2009 11:31:11 AM PDT by super7man
This is my first posting and I aplogize that it is a vanity. But every morning I get up at 5:30 and check into what is happening on FR. My wife appears at about 6:30 and asks what's going on. After a few minutes of me railing, she always asks if there are any "fluffy bunny" stories.
Normally, I would consider a perp getting shot, a fluffy bunny story, she is looking for something different. Stories about baby pink elephants are good. Srories about an old WW2 vet getting his H/S diploma are good.
So could the FR team help me out and post at least one "FB" story in the morning.
Pictures of bunnys with pancakes on their heads is probably not going to do it, as I can't explain it.
Thanks.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breakingnews; bunny; bunnyfascism; bunnystories; fluffybunny; happy; littlebunnyfoofoo; nice; pink; ufo
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To: Melas
Good idea.
I will also take it upon myself to find and post more fluffy bunny stories.
Thanks to all, who have brightened up my day.
To: super7man
82
posted on
03/20/2009 1:26:13 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for BO to tear it down.)
To: evets
Could have went the rest of my LIFE without that image burning into my brain cells! May many little bunny droppings land in your doorstep!
83
posted on
03/20/2009 1:29:05 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
To: Tenacious 1; Between the Lines
Me too but I finished it. ;-)
84
posted on
03/20/2009 1:31:35 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
To: evets
Yer killin me! LoL I haven’t particularly liked her since that movie.
85
posted on
03/20/2009 1:35:53 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
To: super7man
How bout this one
A man was driving in his car, when he ran over a rabbit. He felt bad for it, so he got out of his car and knelt beside the rabbit. He wondered what to do to help it , but just then a woman drove up in a pickup truck. She took out a bottle and put some of the liquid that was in it onto the rabbit. It started to hop around, and finally hopped away. The man asked, what did you put on that rabbit?
The woman read the bottle and said: Hare restorer. Restores dull and lifeless hare.
86
posted on
03/20/2009 1:43:02 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(WHERE'S MY BAILOUT!!!!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
87
posted on
03/20/2009 1:52:08 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(WHERE'S MY BAILOUT!!!!!)
To: 50mm; stockpirate; Eaker; ducdriver; ChrisInAR; AvOrdVet; MaggieCarta; indylindy; roamer_1; ...
Thanks to
50mm for the ping!
88
posted on
03/20/2009 1:55:50 PM PDT
by
rabscuttle385
("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
To: rabscuttle385
LOL that ones a good one.
89
posted on
03/20/2009 1:57:47 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: super7man
Here on FR we tend to allow people to do their own work.
But welcome to FR.
90
posted on
03/20/2009 1:59:35 PM PDT
by
stockpirate
(A people unwilling to use extreme violence to preserve liberty, deserves the tyrant that rules them.)
To: 50mm
LOL thanks, I needed that.
91
posted on
03/20/2009 2:03:25 PM PDT
by
stockpirate
(A people unwilling to use extreme violence to preserve liberty, deserves the tyrant that rules them.)
To: evets
Caption: “All you bunnies belonging to us”
92
posted on
03/20/2009 2:04:16 PM PDT
by
stockpirate
(A people unwilling to use extreme violence to preserve liberty, deserves the tyrant that rules them.)
To: Lady Jag
93
posted on
03/20/2009 2:05:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: super7man
94
posted on
03/20/2009 2:08:42 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: rabscuttle385
95
posted on
03/20/2009 2:13:03 PM PDT
by
Bokababe
(Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
To: Between the Lines
...the carcass of a dead bunny RIP, Barrington.
(sniff, sniff)
96
posted on
03/20/2009 2:20:53 PM PDT
by
calcowgirl
("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P. J. O'Rourke)
To: Lady Jag
A rabbit finds a bear pooping in the woods. The rabbit is perplexed at the site and scope of the deed the bear was embarking on and asked,
“You must eat a lot. Is that painful when it comes out?”
The bear looked at the rabbit, “I do. It doesn’t. Does s#@t stick to your fur?”
“Why, I don’t know, I poop pellets.” said the fuzzy white bunny.
...You know how this ends.
97
posted on
03/20/2009 2:27:18 PM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(We may officially be too stupid to govern ourselves.)
To: super7man
98
posted on
03/20/2009 2:32:14 PM PDT
by
Bokababe
(Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
To: Slings and Arrows
99
posted on
03/20/2009 3:20:23 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(WHERE'S MY BAILOUT!!!!!)
To: Tenacious 1
A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"
Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:27:11 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(WHERE'S MY BAILOUT!!!!!)
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