Once upon a time a bunny was hopping happily across the snow when he was jumped by a wolf.
The wolf didn't know the bunny had a CCW.
The end.
Posted on 03/20/2009 11:31:11 AM PDT by super7man
This is my first posting and I aplogize that it is a vanity. But every morning I get up at 5:30 and check into what is happening on FR. My wife appears at about 6:30 and asks what's going on. After a few minutes of me railing, she always asks if there are any "fluffy bunny" stories.
Normally, I would consider a perp getting shot, a fluffy bunny story, she is looking for something different. Stories about baby pink elephants are good. Srories about an old WW2 vet getting his H/S diploma are good.
So could the FR team help me out and post at least one "FB" story in the morning.
Pictures of bunnys with pancakes on their heads is probably not going to do it, as I can't explain it.
Thanks.
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season! No, wait!
KA-BOOM!
Once upon a time a bunny was hopping happily across the snow when he was jumped by a wolf.
The wolf didn't know the bunny had a CCW.
The end.
That was a beautiful story in your #19. Thanks, and I’ll keep it.
No, it's the unadulterated stupids that think they're the brightest that are always the problem. And, yes, that includes you.
This thread is too funny!
Wow. That wasn't very nice at all. In a very non-serious thread, you seem to have sifted through 100 posts or so to post something mean and nasty.
I'm not sure what the source of your hatred hatred is. But I won't forget that xJones went to post 100+ to respond to humor with a direct personal insult.
You've been on FR for a long time. I would expect better behavior, really. You should be ashamed. I'm ashamed for you.
You have a nice day. May God Bless you and help you with that mood or anger thing you have going on.
LOL - never doubted that about myself :)
How are you, metmom?
Well, they were away for the weekend and we were having a barbecue with another neighbor when to our horror their extraordinarily friendly golden retriever came prancing up with the fluffy bunny in its mouth. It was caked with dirt but otherwise the body was not damaged.
We couldn't think of what to do. Finally, our neighbor's wife suggested we just clean the body and put it back in the cage and its owner will think it just died in its sleep.
A great idea!!
So we cleaned it up even using shampoo, then used a hair dryer to make it all fluffy.
Then we put it back in the cage.
Well, when the neighbors came back, the dad saw me outside and came up and said "There is a real sicko in this neighborhood. Our rabbit died before we went away, and we buried for our kids even with a little service and then we come back and . . .
ping
That was great!!!
Doing OK.
It’s been busy and interesting.
Yourself?
Please add me to your fluffy bunny story ping list. I like fluffy bunny stories, especially fluffy bunny stories with car chases and ninjas.
Is that story for real? ‘Cause I bought it hook, line & sinker. I was laughing so hard I cried and my throat hurt.
Y’know what, I don’t even wanna know.
The laughter was enough, and I’ll thank you for it!
:-)
BWAHAHAHAHAA!
I’m just here for the pictures. :)
Giggle. Thanks.
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