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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 20, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/20/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: radioshowhosts; rush; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: mylife
Giant RED A

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What's the worst that could happen?


281 posted on 03/20/2009 10:31:45 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: acsrp38

Why spend your own money when she can get others to give her a house?


282 posted on 03/20/2009 10:32:24 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

#53, he sounds like he’s missing part of his brain. What is wrong with him??? He can’t talk at all without a teleprompter. It’s shameful. The dog thing, I could go on for hours about what BS this is. He can’t get the dog because he has a trip to go on? mo is there. Here mother is there. The kids are there. He’s waiting for a crisis then he will get the dog. Method of mass distraction.


283 posted on 03/20/2009 10:32:34 AM PDT by mojitojoe ( Idiots elected a Marxist ideologue with narcissistic personality disorder & America is dying.)
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To: rodguy911

Why should anyone sign any contract and expect it to be upheld??


284 posted on 03/20/2009 10:32:38 AM PDT by acsrp38 (greedy -- bitter clinger)
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To: TornadoAlley3
That Banking Queen song is just incredible!
285 posted on 03/20/2009 10:32:43 AM PDT by rodguy911 (HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE--GO SARAHCUDA !!)
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To: Dr.Deth

Yup. It seemed like a good idea at the time /s


286 posted on 03/20/2009 10:32:59 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: calex59

He had his staff call her back didn’t he?


287 posted on 03/20/2009 10:33:15 AM PDT by PogySailor (We're so screwed.....welcome to the American Oligarchy)
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To: A CA Guy

288 posted on 03/20/2009 10:33:21 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: acsrp38

OT and FWIW, did you see what our Unicam is up to today? They’re discussig a bill to outlaw cigar bars. More nanny statism. Surprising Council is against it.


289 posted on 03/20/2009 10:33:54 AM PDT by Current Occupant (The FIVE branches of Gov't: Executive, Judicial, Legislative, Indoctrination and Propaganda.)
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To: PogySailor

Brilliant expose, thanks I will check it later.


290 posted on 03/20/2009 10:34:03 AM PDT by rodguy911 (HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE--GO SARAHCUDA !!)
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To: mojitojoe

He will never get a dog for the kids because he is a muslim. Muslims cannot have dogs, the big MO prohibits it in the Koran.


291 posted on 03/20/2009 10:34:09 AM PDT by calex59
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To: calex59

292 posted on 03/20/2009 10:34:12 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: Dr.Deth

The Liberal Fascists will stop at nothing until they regain control of every position of POWER.


293 posted on 03/20/2009 10:34:35 AM PDT by A. Morgan (Every night I pray that Rezko and Blago roll over on Obama!)
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To: Current Occupant

Good ol Brenda —


294 posted on 03/20/2009 10:34:42 AM PDT by acsrp38 (greedy -- bitter clinger)
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/H/HANNIBAL_KILLINGS?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

“I Don't Know How This Happens”.....ask Nancy Pelosi.

295 posted on 03/20/2009 10:35:35 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: PogySailor

I missed part of it because I was had to go potty, but I will take your word that he had his staff call her back. I also believe that is standard.


296 posted on 03/20/2009 10:36:06 AM PDT by calex59
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To: acsrp38
exactly especially if ozero is ineligible as he is.
297 posted on 03/20/2009 10:36:18 AM PDT by rodguy911 (HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE--GO SARAHCUDA !!)
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To: Roccus

Did so. The more things change, the more they stay the same...


298 posted on 03/20/2009 10:36:21 AM PDT by Joisey (Barack Obama: The Greatest Destroyer of Wealth in History)
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To: rodguy911

299 posted on 03/20/2009 10:36:46 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: calex59
Sniggered?


300 posted on 03/20/2009 10:37:08 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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