Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
RED AIG
What's the worst that could happen?
Why spend your own money when she can get others to give her a house?
#53, he sounds like he’s missing part of his brain. What is wrong with him??? He can’t talk at all without a teleprompter. It’s shameful. The dog thing, I could go on for hours about what BS this is. He can’t get the dog because he has a trip to go on? mo is there. Here mother is there. The kids are there. He’s waiting for a crisis then he will get the dog. Method of mass distraction.
Why should anyone sign any contract and expect it to be upheld??
Yup. It seemed like a good idea at the time /s
He had his staff call her back didn’t he?
OT and FWIW, did you see what our Unicam is up to today? They’re discussig a bill to outlaw cigar bars. More nanny statism. Surprising Council is against it.
Brilliant expose, thanks I will check it later.
He will never get a dog for the kids because he is a muslim. Muslims cannot have dogs, the big MO prohibits it in the Koran.
The Liberal Fascists will stop at nothing until they regain control of every position of POWER.
Good ol Brenda —
“I Don't Know How This Happens”.....ask Nancy Pelosi.
I missed part of it because I was had to go potty, but I will take your word that he had his staff call her back. I also believe that is standard.
Did so. The more things change, the more they stay the same...
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