Posted on 03/20/2009 5:41:59 AM PDT by Reaganesque
What with the State Sponsored Media doing its best to deny that Mr. Obama is a Socialist and Mr. Obama's own lame attempts at covering his true political identity ("I don't think I'm a Socialist"), I was reminded of a skit Monty Python did (frankly, most everything reminds me of a Monty Python sketch but, that's another thread.) about a small bed and breakfast in Minehead, England where Adolf Hitler, Von Ribbentrop and Heinrich Himmler were hiding out, plotting to reintroduce his brand of Socialism by renaming it "Bocialism.":
Landlady | Come on in, Mr and Mrs Johnson, oh this is Mr and Mrs Phillips. |
Mr Phillips | Good afternoon. |
Johnson |
Thank you. |
Landlady | It's their third time here with us, we can't keep you away can we? Ha, ha, and over here is Mr Hilter. |
Landlady leads Mr and Mrs Johnson over to a table at which Adolf Hitler is sitting poring over a map. He is in full Nazi uniform. Himmler and Von Ribbentrop are also sitting at the table with him, Himmler in Nazi uniform and von Ribbentrop in evening dress, with an Iron Cross. | |
Hitler
|
Ach. Good time...good afternoon. |
Landlady | Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter? |
Hitler | Ja, ja. We haff a little... (to others) Was ist rückweise bewegen?
|
Von Ribbentrop | Hike. |
Himmler | Hiking. |
Hitler | Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.
|
Johnson | (leaning over map) Oh well, you'll want the A39 then...no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section. |
Hitler | Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person. |
Himmler
|
I'm sorry mein Fuhrer. I did not...(Hitler slaps him) Mein Dickie old chum. |
Landlady | Lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out, eh? You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you...(they don't see the joke) I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you, ha, ha, ha? |
|
|
Hitler | (through clenched teeth) Not much fun in Stalingrad, no. |
Landlady | Oh I'm sorry I didn't introduce you. This is Ron...Ron Vibbentrop. |
Johnson |
Oh, not Von Ribbentrop, eh? |
Von Ribbentrop | (leaping two feet in the air, then realizing) Nein! Nein! Nein! Oh!! Ha, ha, ha. |
Landlady | And this is the quiet one, Mr Bimmler - Heimlich Bimmler.
|
Himmler | How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürnberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes (hurriedly corrects himself) tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke. |
Landlady | Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us on. (A telephone rings) Oh excuse me I must go and answer that. (leaves the room)
|
Johnson | How long are you down here for, Mr Hilter. Just the fortnight? |
Hitler | (shouting) Why do you ask that? Are you a spy or something? (drawing revolver) Get over there against the wall Britischer pig, you're going to die!
|
Von Ribbentrop og Himmler grab Hitler and calm him. | |
Himmler | Take it easy Dickie old chum. |
Von Ribbentrop | I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945.
|
Hitler | Shut your cake hole you Nazi. |
Von Ribbentrop | Cool it Führer cat! |
Himmler | Ha, ha, ha. (laughing it off) The fun we have.
|
Johnson | Haven't I seen him on the television? |
Von Ribbentrop and Himmler | Nicht. Nein. Nein, oh no. |
Johnson | Television Doctor?
|
Von Ribbentrop | No!!! No! |
The landlady enters. | |
Landlady | Telephone, Mr Hilter, it's that nice Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.
|
Hitler | If he opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! |
Von Ribbentrop | (controlling Hitler and getting him towards the door) Shut up! (Hitler exits) Hire bombers by the hour, ha ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. Good old Norman. (he exits)
|
Landlady | He's on the phone the whole time nowadays. |
Johnson | In business is he? |
Himmler | Soon baby!
|
Landlady | Of course it's his big day Thursday. Oh, they've been planning it for months. |
Johnson | What's happens then? |
Landlady | Well it's the North Minehead bye-election. Mr Hilter's standing as the National Bocialist candidate. He's got wonderful plans for Minehead. |
Johnson | Like what? |
Landlady | Well, for a start he wants to annex Poland. |
Johnson |
Oh, North Minehead's Conservative, isn't it? |
Landlady | Well, they get a lot of people at their rallies. |
Johnson | Rallies? |
|
|
Landlady | Well, their Bocalist meetings, down at the Axis Café in Rosedale Road. |
Cut to a grotty Italian café. Sign above it read 'Axis Café, Italian Food a Specialty'. A figure clearly belonging to Mussolini is nailing up a sign or poster which reads: 'Vote for Hitler'. He looks around and goes into the café furtively. At this moment past the café come Hitler, Von Ribbentrop and Himmler on bikes. Hitler at the front shouting German through a megaphone. Von Ribbentrop at the back with a large banner 'Hilter for a better Meinhead'. Himmler in the middle with an old grammophone playing 'Deutschland Über Alles'. Cut to Hitler ranting in German on a balcony with Himmler at his side. Beneath them is a Nazi flag. |
|
Hitler | I am not a racialist, but, und this is a big but, we in the National Bocialist Party believe das Überleben muss gestammen sein mit der schneaky Armstrong-Jones. Historische Taunton ist Volkermeinig von Meinhead.
|
Himmler | (stepping forward) Mr Hitler, Hilter, he says that historically Taunton is a part of Minehead already. |
Shot of a yokel looking disbelievingly at balcony. Von Ribbentrop appears behind. | |
Von Ribbentrop |
He's right, do you know that? |
Meanwhile back on the balcony. | |
Hitler | (very exited) Und Bridgwater ist die letzte Fühlung das wir haben in Somerset!
|
Over this we hear loud applause and 'Sieg Heils'. The yokel, who is not applauding, turns round rather surprised to see whence cometh the applause. He sees Von Ribbentrop operating a grammophone. Cut to vox pops. |
|
Interviewer | (voice over) What do you think of Mr Hilter's politics. |
Yokel |
I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps. |
Pepperpot | Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. |
Stockbroker | Well, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange. |
|
|
Pepperpot | No...no... |
Himmler | (thinly disguised as yokel) Oh yes Britischer pals he is wunderbar...ful. So. |
Pepperpot |
I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental. |
Gumby | I think he's got beautiful legs! |
Madd | Well speaking as Conservative candidate I just drone on and on and on...never letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until I start foaming at the mouth and fall over backwards. (he foams at the mouth and falls over backwards)
|
How about Obamunism ?
Simply fascism. That’s what they’re pushing.
And from some conversations I’ve had,
the left is perfectly OK with it,
even with the involuntary servitude thing that just passed.
So true, so true.
The ‘Pythons’ were funny. This guy is NOT!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.