Posted on 03/18/2009 6:36:04 PM PDT by smoothsailing
TOTUS RULES!
By Judi McLeod
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
You didn’t hear the horns blowing, but TOTUS--Teleprompter of the United States of America--is here.
Rush Limbaugh said it first.
While you were busy trying to save your job, your house, your family and your faith in America, TOTUS had already morphed from POTUS.
It was a clever enough shtick because you can’t shout down a teleprompter. Call it a liar all you want, it will just continue on to the next paragraph in the text.
TOTUS is not just missing promised transparency, Hope and Change, it has absolutely no human feelings. Like a robot, it just scrolls right on.
The Age of TOTUS is not to be confused with with the long ago era of Emperor Titus, known for destroying the city and temple of Jerusalem. But for the TOTUS ticked, Titus only lasted for two years (79-81 AD). While he had no teleprompter to fool the Roman masses, his reign was marred by two epic events, the Mount Vesuvius eruption and the Fire of Rome. Even so, Titus was deified by the Roman Senate.
If you, like aging UBS news anchor Howard Beale, played by Peter Finch in the 1976 movie, Network, are “as mad as hell and are are not going to take it anymore”, there is no way you can really get even with TOTUS.
TOTUS is part of the Hollywood environment in which we all now live. Everyone’s old at 27 and all the “real” people star in reality TV. You can’t vote TOTUS off the island. It’s Big Brother, Survivor and American Idol all rolled into one...
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Laugh ping!
I like Limbaugh’s idea of a debate, not with Obama, but just the teleprompter. I love it!!
Hah!!!
Perhaps Gary Trudeau will portray the black messiah as a teleprompter screen. Not.
Does TOTUS have his own secret service detail?
Limbaugh is someone the loon would NEVER debate. The result of having a HS grad totally decimate a bought and paid for Harvard Law grad would be too hard for the libs to take. TOTUS. Brilliant!
Obama is a victim of the teleprompter.
Per Rush...TotUS, are you dating anyone, a PC or a MAC?
Obama is a victim of the teleprompter.
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The teleprompter is the victim of Zero. ;)
We are suffering from TIC (Teleprompter-in-chief) infestation. I know I’m TIC’d off.
Gosh more than ever this presidency has the aura of the Emperor has no clothes!
When Rush brings up TOTUS, I laugh so hard I cry!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Empty suit and Amateur Hour at the WH!!!!!
I’m waiting for the movie version “All The Teleprompter’s Men.”
Good for Ms. McLeod picking up on this. She is quick and she is clever.
Tell-O-Prompter.
“Perhaps Gary Trudeau will portray the black messiah as a teleprompter screen. Not.”
I was thinking the same thing.
Pay no attention to the man behind the teleprompter.
TOTUS — lol!
I heard Rush say it today and I knew it was going to be another classic Rush coinage. I have a feeling he’s going to get a lot of mileage out of it.
Obama should be nervous, especially knowing what Alinsky said about ridicule.
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