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TOTUS RULES!
Canada Free Press ^ | 3-18-09 | Judi McLeod

Posted on 03/18/2009 6:36:04 PM PDT by smoothsailing

TOTUS RULES!

By Judi McLeod

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

You didn’t hear the horns blowing, but TOTUS--Teleprompter of the United States of America--is here.

Rush Limbaugh said it first.

While you were busy trying to save your job, your house, your family and your faith in America, TOTUS had already morphed from POTUS.

It was a clever enough shtick because you can’t shout down a teleprompter. Call it a liar all you want, it will just continue on to the next paragraph in the text.

TOTUS is not just missing promised transparency, Hope and Change, it has absolutely no human feelings. Like a robot, it just scrolls right on.

The Age of TOTUS is not to be confused with with the long ago era of Emperor Titus, known for destroying the city and temple of Jerusalem. But for the TOTUS ticked, Titus only lasted for two years (79-81 AD). While he had no teleprompter to fool the Roman masses, his reign was marred by two epic events, the Mount Vesuvius eruption and the Fire of Rome. Even so, Titus was deified by the Roman Senate.

If you, like aging UBS news anchor Howard Beale, played by Peter Finch in the 1976 movie, Network, are “as mad as hell and are are not going to take it anymore”, there is no way you can really get even with TOTUS.

TOTUS is part of the Hollywood environment in which we all now live. Everyone’s old at 27 and all the “real” people star in reality TV. You can’t vote TOTUS off the island. It’s Big Brother, Survivor and American Idol all rolled into one...

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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bho2009; bho44; democrats; emptypodium; emptysuit; gaffe; loserinchief; obama; teleprompter; totus
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1 posted on 03/18/2009 6:36:04 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: jazusamo

Laugh ping!


2 posted on 03/18/2009 6:37:07 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

I like Limbaugh’s idea of a debate, not with Obama, but just the teleprompter. I love it!!


3 posted on 03/18/2009 6:38:02 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: smoothsailing

Hah!!!


4 posted on 03/18/2009 6:38:20 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: smoothsailing

Perhaps Gary Trudeau will portray the black messiah as a teleprompter screen. Not.


5 posted on 03/18/2009 6:40:19 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Librerals are more dangerous to liberty than terrorists.)
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To: smoothsailing
"Mirror, mirror, on the stand.

Who's the greatest in the land"


6 posted on 03/18/2009 6:40:39 PM PDT by NCC-1701 (DRILL NOW. DRILL OFTEN. DRILL 24/7/365. PAY LESS. SUCK THE GROUND DRY.)
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To: smoothsailing
Hail to the Prompter, ta dah ta dah dah..dah dah

Does TOTUS have his own secret service detail?

7 posted on 03/18/2009 6:40:53 PM PDT by Mamzelle (Boycott Peggy Swoonin')
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To: smoothsailing

Limbaugh is someone the loon would NEVER debate. The result of having a HS grad totally decimate a bought and paid for Harvard Law grad would be too hard for the libs to take. TOTUS. Brilliant!


8 posted on 03/18/2009 6:41:41 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: smoothsailing

Obama is a victim of the teleprompter.


9 posted on 03/18/2009 6:41:58 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: smoothsailing

Per Rush...TotUS, are you dating anyone, a PC or a MAC?


10 posted on 03/18/2009 6:42:30 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (It is what it is.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Obama is a victim of the teleprompter.
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The teleprompter is the victim of Zero. ;)


11 posted on 03/18/2009 6:43:20 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: smoothsailing

We are suffering from TIC (Teleprompter-in-chief) infestation. I know I’m TIC’d off.


12 posted on 03/18/2009 6:43:21 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: NCC-1701

Gosh more than ever this presidency has the aura of the Emperor has no clothes!


13 posted on 03/18/2009 6:43:23 PM PDT by browniexyz
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To: Mamzelle

When Rush brings up TOTUS, I laugh so hard I cry!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

Empty suit and Amateur Hour at the WH!!!!!


14 posted on 03/18/2009 6:43:39 PM PDT by oiler (Reagan Republicans Unite!!!!! It's all about the Freedom, Palin/Jindal/DeMint/Pence 2012)
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To: Mamzelle

I’m waiting for the movie version “All The Teleprompter’s Men.”


15 posted on 03/18/2009 6:43:55 PM PDT by outofstyle (There's a rake at the gates of Hell tonight)
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To: smoothsailing

Good for Ms. McLeod picking up on this. She is quick and she is clever.


16 posted on 03/18/2009 6:44:46 PM PDT by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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To: smoothsailing

Tell-O-Prompter.


17 posted on 03/18/2009 6:45:03 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: clintonh8r

“Perhaps Gary Trudeau will portray the black messiah as a teleprompter screen. Not.”

I was thinking the same thing.


18 posted on 03/18/2009 6:45:04 PM PDT by oiler (Reagan Republicans Unite!!!!! It's all about the Freedom, Palin/Jindal/DeMint/Pence 2012)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Pay no attention to the man behind the teleprompter.


19 posted on 03/18/2009 6:45:22 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: smoothsailing

TOTUS — lol!

I heard Rush say it today and I knew it was going to be another classic Rush coinage. I have a feeling he’s going to get a lot of mileage out of it.

Obama should be nervous, especially knowing what Alinsky said about ridicule.


20 posted on 03/18/2009 6:46:15 PM PDT by Yardstick
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