Beware of windows that look like doors without a doorknob...well, till DUH-bama arrives!
Posted on 03/18/2009 8:17:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
These are hillarious! I want to collect them all give them to everyone....lol.
PSALM 2009 - 2012
Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the paths of unemployment.
Yeah, though I walk through the valley of
the bread line, I shall not go hungry.
Obama has annoyed me with heavy taxes and
my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living will follow
me all the days of my life.
The democrats and I will live forever in a
rented home. But I am glad I am an American.
I am glad that I am free. But I with that
Obama were a tree.
Beware of windows that look like doors without a doorknob...well, till DUH-bama arrives!
Okay. We’ll be counting down until your show starts.
$62 Billion of AIG bailout money has been paid to foreign banks??
That is:
$44 Billion to Other US Banks that have already Received TARP Money!!!
**Beware of windows that look like doors without a doorknob.**
He has to be STUPID!!! any smoker knows you block a door OPEN when Sneaking OUTSIDE!!!
Good point....
Thank you for that little drop of poop - now go wipe yourself.
Obie’s finding winning over the military’s a much tougher nut to crack ... esp after he suggested the vets subsidize their own health insurance.
Way to Go, Fawn!!!
Brilliant stategy to attempt to humanize the teleprompter. Keep it up and maybe the DBM will pick it up and actually challenge O on the use of it. After all they are twins, one good and one bad. Love it.
You said, “The swindle will continue until 2012,when hopefully, we can vote the O man out on his ear.” I think that the swindle should end in Jan. 2011.
In 2010, conservative candidates, for the U.S. Senate and House, should campaign together, similarly to the Contract with America. They should promise that, if Republicans regain control of both houses of Congress, they’ll pass a set of about five bills, including cutting tax rates to the 1988 rates, obeying the 10th Amendment (which includes repealing all federal laws that mention abortion and spending that isn’t mentioned in the Constitution), and building a brick wall along the Mexican border.
a banner should read.......OPrompter
The Knock on the Door
Thank you so much. Great link.
That would be a good start.
I would like to see a commitment from the nominee to begin a systematic process of repealing abusive laws, regulations and taxes (most of them IMHO)
PS
I would also like to see the new nominees begin to dismantle this massive government and its accompanying bureaucracy.
I hope Rush you cover the efforts by ACORN to help the US Census for 2010.
Øbama “excess compensation”
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Like you got for your books, Mr. Øbama?
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