[chuck_the_tv_out]

[LRS]

Liberalism is a mental illness...

[reagan_fanatic]

I'm Glad I'm a Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers
And when I do drink I don't end up in tears.

I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early
And when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.

I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think it's a privilege for me
To have these two balls and stand when I pee
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball
It's more fun than dealing with women after all

I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

[RichInOC]

“Rache, you don’t know me very well, do you? By the way, fweetie, I loved you in ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’! Mwah!”

[DoughtyOne]

I’m up when Leno is on. I wouldn’t mind tuning if if the show has half-way decent.

[Secret Agent Man]

New Aerosmith song for the occasion:

“Lady looks like a dude”

[Hoffer Rand]

I have never understood the mindset of the females who, when they discovered they were never going to be beautiful women, decided to spend the rest of their lives looking like really ugly men. And I really don’t understand the mindset of the women who want to date them!

[A_Former_Democrat]

Ugly is as ugly does.

[jennyjenny]

THAT thing called Rush creepy?

[skully]

In celebration of the slide from the greatness of free market capitalism to the banal mediocrity of socialism. I will show my support for our Overlord by wiping my ass with pages from Das Kapital. The papyrus from the Koran was chafing me anyway.

PS. I didn't know Pat was played by Rachel Maddow??

[jennyjenny]

So I guess she’s okay with the way the vote turned on Prop. 8?

[JSDude1]

Why? Why should Rush Limbaugh suddenly embrace Obama’s socialist agenda..(so there is no more opposition once it fails..)? IDIOT LIB.

[Trueblackman]

Well by 1945, we saw what the embracing of Socialism got the German People.

[Jim Scott]

I admit to not knowing or caring who Rachel Maddow is. Thus, her opinion is totally irrelevant to me (and millions of other Americans).

These dopey lefties that spent the last 8 years trashing President Bush and opposing everything he tried to do, especially the war in Iraq, but now expect conservatives to walk in lock step with socialism and their Exalted Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, are screwy. They're drunk with power and assume their socialist party will be in power permanently. They are quite mistaken.

Democrat overreaching will eventually sink them and with Obama's fumbling of the economy and his insane policies, he'll be Jimmy Carter squared, within the year. I can't wait because I want the president to fail.

[muir_redwoods]

If anyone could give ugly, brain-damaged, know-nothing, communist, lesbians a bad name it’s Maddow

[Right Wing Assault]

Rachel, just like you embraced Bush?

[ridesthemiles]

Salute and get behind Socialism???

Sober up, honey.

Not for me, nor for many I know.

The minutemen will increase their membership by over 10,000 fold, IMO.

[Christian4Bush]

Rachel Franken Garofalo - see you next tuesday.

[AmericanArchConservative]

Add another ten years to this harpy and she will give Helen Thomas a run for her money.

They’ll both be “two-baggers” then.

And what she thinks and says is even uglier than she is...amazingly!

A.A.C.

[longtermmemmory]

what is it with cable news and all those “alternative lifestlyers” on parade?