Posted on 03/04/2009 1:55:05 PM PST by MockTurtle
Planned Parenthood of Greater Iowa's "Text Appeal" text message that goes out to college students:
Week 15 Feb. 26, 2009
Q: What’s the most popular flavor of edible underwear?
A: Talk about a conversation starter! According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible undies — chocolate is the least popular. Other fun flavors include: piña colada, strawberries and cream, forbidden fruit, mint, passion fruit, pink champagne, strawberry champagne, strawberry chocolate, vanilla, green apple, peach, watermelon and strawberry. And since they come in styles for both women and men, anyone can enjoy them!
Toys are a fun way to add a little spice to your relationship and don’t always require having sex. If you choose to abstain from sex — or even want to just wait awhile — playing with toys can help you express your sexuality in a safe way.
Just remember: although edible underwear can be fun, it shouldn’t be worn for normal use!
hmmm... not even a hint of
“it would be best to wait until you’re married to engage in any sort of sexual activity”
Here’s a question any PP defender should be asked:
“How much money does PP get if a woman ‘chooses’ not to abort?”
“...chocolate is the least popular...”
Imagine that.
The sex positive agenda (their name for it) seeks to see everyone sexually active at every stage of life.
The proponents also seek to end ALL moral judgments over all pairings regardless of sex, age, relation, marital status, number, or species of partner(s).
There is no advice to "wait". If it feels good, do him.
Can you imagine people sitting around Planned Parenthood scratching and saying, “What should we text the college kids this week?” This is the kind of thing that is paid for by their Education Fund.
And liberals that I know claim that they’re not anti-God.
If you look at the Wikipedia entry on sex positive, you will discover that some proponents cast Christian morality as “sex negativity” since it frowns on some sexual pairings.
Hershey does NOT want to be associated with this product.
I guess they don’t have enough customers and need to advertise
‘“...chocolate is the least popular...”
Imagine that.’
Probably Barney Franks’ favorite choice though!
They just asked the losers on “Morning Joe.”
Pat Buchanon liked “german leather” whatever that is.
A job from hell: having to call sex shops and ask what the most popular flavors for edible undies are — and not burst out laughing.
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