Iowahawk: I Daresay It Is Time We Deal With the Mutineers Aboard the S.S. Conservatism

Iowahawk ^ | March 4, 2009 | David Burge

[RichInOC]

[cue “Rhymin’ and Stealin’” by the Beastie Boys]

Hawk, I hope you got Christo...er, Coddy...the Louis Treize. It’s gonna take the good stuff for those people to numb the pain enough for them to sit down any time soon.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Excuse me while I step away and pull up License to Ill on my iPod.

Thanks.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Sixteen men on a dead man’s chest
I shot them suckas an’ I’ll shoot the rest!

I’ve only owned two rap discs in my life, and both were by the Beasties (the other was Ill Communication).

[Cheburashka]

It isn’t satire until someone adds the word satire to the key words. Which I did.

[VR-21]

Wonderful I say! I shift my fedora to a jauntier angle, and raise an devilishly oaky Chardonnay to Iowahawk.

[EveningStar]

Groovy.

[Stosh]

As one of the “gun-totin’ Ozark lumpen proles and exurban strip mall burghers” I must proudly proclaim: The Hawk Rules!

Now I just wish he’d ask T. Coddington how he managed to write something as good as “Thank You For Smoking” while still being so darn f’d up in so many ways.

[zot]

Iowahawk and his magic stiletto are back...

No one other than Iowahawk would think of attacking RINOs with a stiletto, but he leaves them bleeding from many punctures.

[martin_fierro]

T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

Images of Christopher Buckley come to mind.

Which is probably the entire point.

[EveningStar]

You are exactly correct, Martin. In fact, here is T. Coddington's previous contribution (part of which Rush read on the air). :)

[EveningStar]

I hope Rush read this one on his show too. Rush needs to bookmark Iowahawk. :)

[JerseyHighlander]

bump ...

[Constitution Day]

Many thanks for the ping. Stout fellow!