Posted by andy58-in-nh
Say hello to Beltway Bob
Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ah, this “aren’t we clever” talk coming from the folks who brought us truly intelligent debate topics as “Bush is a Moron/Idiot/Retard”.
Thank you, my FRiend.
Should be in bed, but I’ve propped myself up to listen to el Rushbo.
I THINK I’d recognize the sound....after all I do live in San Francisco, so sometimes it’s tough!! LOL!
Mine was the campaign of shame quote. His strong response was “Right.”
I guess I neglected to include the /sarc tag because Liberals HAVE NO SHAME
If you start to have ANY TROUBLE breathing, get to the Dr. or hospital IMMEDIATELY!!!
Buddy of mine thought he had the flu, took off week of Feb. 9. Went to the Dr. sometime that week and was put on antibiotics. Sun. the 15th he started having trouble breathing. Was getting dressed to go to the hospital on Mon. the 16th. When he didn’t come down in a timely manner, his wife went up to check on him. She found him dressed, one sneaker on, laid back on the bed.....dead. He was very active, fit, non-smoker and only 53. Autopsy said double pneumonia,
BE CAREFUL!!!
Well, I’m in the Berkely of the East...Austin. So I’m right there with you and the fine tuned ears.
LOL good one.
LOL! Rush has already thought about that I’m told, and has banned teleprompters (don’t know if earpieces where mentioned!!) LOL
This is every bit a full salvo from a Battleship. It is not only evident in the United States that Obama is afraid to debate a talk show host, it is evident throughout the whole WORLD!
How many copies of Franken’s book, “Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot” were sold?
Posted by andy58-in-nh
Say hello to Beltway Bob
Chasing that rabbit...I notice the World thinks Obama is a total goof. Why aren’t the libs worried about our image anymore?
Me, too, out west in the hills.
Unfortunately, too many in San Francisco (and possibly in Austin too!!). I’ve actually seen them on Coworkers bookshelves!
Did they just say that this administration is taking humore from Reagan?
This administration in general and Obambam in particular are the most humorless bunch in DC in quite a while.
Rush can't have this media person on because he has to keep the lines open in case Obama calls.
Indeed! We never heard the end of that argument while President Bush was in office. “The image of the United States” is suddenly a non issue. Well, the image of a President who has underlings criticize a talk show host, but who will not himself debate that same host, is embarrassing to this nation! The image of the United States, and the Office of the President has been diminished.
ferris?
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