Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Zer0 should also get an engraved invitation to debate RUSH on the radio and make it public that the 2 boz0's have received the gifts and invites.
March ain’t over yet.
Back atcha!
Why are they so skeered?
They’re secretly certain 0 would lose?
Like moths to a flame. Brainless!
Hey! I was quoted on The Kos by someone who thinks he’s a liberal PJ Comix.
I am honored!
Would Obama get a teleprompter and an earpiece receiver so he can be fed statistics?
I would pay good money to watch that debate.
Or it could be the inability to have a complete thought without viewing it on a TV. The radio involves actually using brain cells when listening. Thus, the reason libs dislike the medium so much. That, and yes, they are afraid the big O would fail.
LOL! Thanks....you type just fine for me!
“In terms of firepower, Obama is a destroyer escort, Rush is a battleship.”
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Correct.
The old truism of wrestling with a pig is turned on its head here.
Obama, by not showing up, and just having his henchmen refer to Rush is showing his cowardice. It will never happen, and Obama end up looking like a chimp, I mean a chump; no, make that a pig.
Tis not polite to pass notes under the desk...
That would be a heck of a drinking game . You would get plastered the first 5 minutes.
She has excellent taste.
She is so pretty!
And you
Libs take showers? Nah.
“Hey! I was quoted on The Kos by someone who thinks he’s a liberal PJ Comix.”
You’ll notice he did not include my:
“ENEMY OF THE STATE vs. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!”
Remark?? probably too close to the truth for that moobat to even DARE post on KOS!
Take care of yourself, My Queen.
(sorry I missed you yesterday)
LOL...you could be dead by the end.
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