Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I started listening to him about 10 years ago and I have to admit the last couple of weeks has been a gift from god!
http://radio.findanisp.com/streaming-radio-stations.php
This will get you RUSH and ANY streaming radio station.
The civil war prediction I've been wondering about of late.
Obamessiah and his butt boys have stepped in it big time. They have picked on the wrong person to attack.
Rush has offered to fly him out and feed him!
RUSH IS KILLING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The president is being made to look like a fool ragarding his policies and his views on the stock markets and the economy, etc... and he is.
This is going to be a fun four years. The economy tanks, the democRATS take the full blame because they OWN the policies that are leading to it's destruction. All the while, RUSH will have 3 hours every day, 5 days a week to tell the American people how nefarious Obamessiah and his democRAT minions are!
RUSH; DEBATE AND DEFEAT OBAMESSIAH ON THE ISSUES!
I’ve been an on and off listener for years and I agree, this is the best I’ve heard of Rush as well.
Rush is the Globtrotter and Obama is the Wahsington Generals...Rush would wipe the floor with him, entertain us, and make a buck or two in the process....what a great country.
BWAAAHAHA! OBAMA JUST GOT SERVED BY RUSH!
Onus is on Obama to respond as the “rules” dictate or be forever known as a punk beyatch!
How predictable the backfire of the LIBTARDS!
(btw, isn’t today the 4th? Check thread title date)
LOVE you ElRushbo.
The first question I’d ask Obama is why he won’t spend $10.00 and give the world a copy of his birth certificate.
Finally Rush is talking about the Steele apology.
All is well.
Mr. President... I've made you an offer you can't refuse.
Dont you love how he is talking to the TV when they are on live!!!
According to some of the posts it was in the House.
I’m just boggled that the PRESIDENT and his flying monkeys are so focused on a lone citizen of the US. Rush doesn’t set policy, make laws or anything like that. He’s a radio host/entertainer/brilliant commentator.
I’m going to once again break out my Rush Limbaugh ties!
Surely it was some committee or just certain dem leaders.
Folks, we gotta FRAME THIS CORRECTLY:
My Suggested title:
ENEMY OF THE STATE Vs. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!!!
The KOS’rs are going to go absolutely ape-excrement over this!!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.