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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Wednesday, March 6, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/04/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; talkradio
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To: longtermmemmory

I knows muh Twilight Zone!!! (not much else though, sadly)

};^/


61 posted on 03/04/2009 9:17:30 AM PST by Roccus (The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
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To: WayneM

Hee hee. You’d think they’d know better.


62 posted on 03/04/2009 9:17:43 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: WayneM

Rhetorical chum! LOLOL.


63 posted on 03/04/2009 9:17:54 AM PST by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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To: WayneM

Just offered his own jet to pick the big O up.


64 posted on 03/04/2009 9:17:59 AM PST by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: Bahbah

Hi hun.


65 posted on 03/04/2009 9:18:18 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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Hehehehee. Tell it Rush.


66 posted on 03/04/2009 9:18:19 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it's the new black.)
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To: WayneM

He will fly them on EIB ONE. Good Stuff.


67 posted on 03/04/2009 9:18:30 AM PST by GoCards
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To: GoCards; Glenn; TXBubba

Rush is KILLIN’ me! If Obama is too busy partying or flying around giving campaign speeches, send BIDEN! ROFL!!!


68 posted on 03/04/2009 9:18:50 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representative Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
Still puttin by bid in for Shaklin doin' Obie doin'

How do you like me know????

69 posted on 03/04/2009 9:18:52 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Barak Obama: Pontificator in and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Yeah, that’s the guy. Have you seen Gordon Brown, speaking to the Senate. He’s a Trafficant clone.


70 posted on 03/04/2009 9:18:54 AM PST by Eva (CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
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To: jennyjenny

Oh man, it’s just getting better!


71 posted on 03/04/2009 9:19:00 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Hi, CC.


72 posted on 03/04/2009 9:19:05 AM PST by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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To: Bahbah
I noticed that too.

Quite the wordsmith today.

73 posted on 03/04/2009 9:19:26 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks (Barack "Willie Stark" 0bama staring in All The Messiah's Men)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Will Rush let Obama use a teleprompter in a debate?
74 posted on 03/04/2009 9:19:34 AM PST by iamweasle
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To: ReneeLynn

Rush calling out Zero....there’s no way that Uh..Bam..Uh will take it though, he’s a liteweight as compared to Rush.


75 posted on 03/04/2009 9:19:47 AM PST by FlashBack ('0'bama: "Katrina on a Global Level")
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To: Las Vegas Ron
Mr. President will you accept Rush Limbaughs challenge to debate him on his show?

A question that will never be asked by the MSM.

76 posted on 03/04/2009 9:19:49 AM PST by AGreatPer (Obama is not my president until we see his birth certificate. A real one.)
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To: iamweasle

No, he told him no teleprompter allowed.


77 posted on 03/04/2009 9:20:05 AM PST by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Check out my #23


78 posted on 03/04/2009 9:20:09 AM PST by Roccus (The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
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To: Enterprise

Obama’s flunkies are issuing checks Obama’s mouth can’t cash!


79 posted on 03/04/2009 9:20:21 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representative Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: All

Rush is on fire today!


80 posted on 03/04/2009 9:20:21 AM PST by Halls (I want Obama to fail!)
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