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Quaaludes offer hope for adult ADHD
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 03/03/2009 10:49:59 AM PST by chordmaster
SAN DIEGO, CA - A study conducted by the Food and Drug Administration and Howyflyl University reveals that Quaaludes have proven to be an effective treatment for adult ADHD, and could one day wipe out the dreaded disease. The drug, once popular as a recreational barbiturate in the 1970's, is now being hailed as the new 'Ritalin for Adults', and could be on the over-the-counter market within weeks.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
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To: chordmaster
Does it work for afflicted conservatives who are in the process of ingesting large amounts of socialism that did not vote for?
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:55:38 AM PST
by
C210N
(The television has mounted the most serious assault on Republicanism since Das Kapital.)
To: chordmaster
Tell me this is not for real!!
To: chordmaster
Like Wow man!! I can't wait for Lude/Gorilla biscuit eater heads to be on the road!
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:56:51 AM PST
by
Cheetahcat
(Osamabama the Wright kind of Racist!)
To: chordmaster
Dudes on ‘ludes shouldn’t drive.
To: chordmaster
Dude! 'Ludes make EVERTHING slow down, like.
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:57:29 AM PST
by
Jagman
(POTUS Interruptus: The natural way to prevent unwanted stimulus packages!)
To: Jagman
WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE! - Quay Lewd
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:58:28 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I ostard yet?we everything to George Bailey)
To: Jagman
WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE! - Quay Lewd
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:58:28 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I ostard yet?we everything to George Bailey)
To: chordmaster
So are we are entering the phase that drugs are going to be mandatory?
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:58:33 AM PST
by
svcw
To: C210N
I think I could use a few them ludes myself.....
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posted on
03/03/2009 10:59:06 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: Gaffer
Wow. The return of the 70’s wonder drug.
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:00:00 AM PST
by
IGOTMINE
(1911s FOREVER!)
To: IGOTMINE
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:02:13 AM PST
by
IGOTMINE
(1911s FOREVER!)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:02:53 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 40 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: IGOTMINE
I meant to go get some but kept getting distracted
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:04:07 AM PST
by
MoreGovLess
(Seek justice, love kindness, walk humbly with your God (Micah))
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:05:41 AM PST
by
Jackknife
(Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils his water with his rage)
To: ReeseBN38416
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:06:59 AM PST
by
Jackknife
(Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils his water with his rage)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:09:31 AM PST
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: ReeseBN38416
“Dude! Get it right! What I said was ‘People on ludes should not drive!’”
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:09:41 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: IGOTMINE
It sounds reasonable, but I found that if you don’t have enough cocaine to go with it, the result can be a dangerous chemical imbalance. All of it, though, is contra-indicated by my heart medicines anyway.
To: Jackknife; Darksheare
(Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils his water with his rage)But eve he fears Darksheare's coffee...
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posted on
03/03/2009 11:10:58 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 40 of our national holiday from reality.)
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