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Don't Toss Your Cookies - Octuplets mother offered $1M porn contract (Shiver)
Notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 03 03 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 03/03/2009 9:19:30 AM PST by Notoriously Conservative

Oh, yep, yep I just barfed a little in my mouth. I'm ok, I'm ok, deep breaths. I'm in my happy place...

From SF Gate:"The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.

Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.

Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure."

(image on site)

This image provided by NBC shows Nadya Suleman, left, speaking with Ann Curry in New York on Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Suleman's first interview since giving birth to octuplets. (Paul Drinkwater / AP)


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: nasty; octuplet; porn
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To: Notoriously Conservative

So will they be filming her having another in-vitro fertilization? I mean who knows if she knows what to do, she didn’t exactly make those babies the old fashioned way.


21 posted on 03/03/2009 9:30:32 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: rednesss

22 posted on 03/03/2009 9:32:14 AM PST by Tex Pete (Obama for Change: from our pockets, our piggy banks, and our couch cushions!)
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To: kalee

“So will they be filming her having another in-vitro fertilization? I mean who knows if she knows what to do, she didn’t exactly make those babies the old fashioned way.”

Scene:

A test tube walks through the door. “hey baby did you order a pizza?”

Bow chicka bow wow.


23 posted on 03/03/2009 9:32:28 AM PST by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Tex Pete

That’s priceless.


24 posted on 03/03/2009 9:32:50 AM PST by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Better make that pizza a turkey baster.


25 posted on 03/03/2009 9:35:57 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: All


"Reporting For Duty!"
26 posted on 03/03/2009 9:36:59 AM PST by j_k_l
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Hot-cha-cha!


27 posted on 03/03/2009 9:37:20 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: IrishPennant; Notoriously Conservative

—and to think I held my tasteless remark — (raised eyebrows)—”size matters???__


28 posted on 03/03/2009 9:41:23 AM PST by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the MSM tells you about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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To: Tex Pete

Man, that is too funny!


29 posted on 03/03/2009 9:42:28 AM PST by conservativemusician (Arm yourself.)
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To: Salgak

Good one!!


30 posted on 03/03/2009 9:43:00 AM PST by SueRae
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To: bk1000

There goes lunch


31 posted on 03/03/2009 9:43:32 AM PST by conservativemusician (Arm yourself.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Well, you know that’s gonna happen.

They could have offered her fifty bucks and a bottle of Ripple and she would have taken it.


32 posted on 03/03/2009 9:44:23 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Let the 2nd American Revolution begin!)
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To: Dick Bachert

It was leaked that in the flick, Octo was to get it on with multiple test tubes all at the same time.


33 posted on 03/03/2009 9:46:12 AM PST by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: bk1000

From the looks of that picture, I would have expected her to give birth to a sperm whale.


34 posted on 03/03/2009 9:47:21 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Let the 2nd American Revolution begin!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Wouldn’t be the first time she’s had multiple individuals insider her simultaneously.

That was horrible. Lord, I apologize for that joke — and be with the starving pygmies down in New Guinea.

SnakeDoc


35 posted on 03/03/2009 9:48:54 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Proud Charter Member of the Republican Resistance.)
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To: SnakeDoctor

Lol, wow.


36 posted on 03/03/2009 9:50:42 AM PST by Notoriously Conservative
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To: RSmithOpt

LOL!

God knows I needed a laugh today as I watch my retirement fund hit the wall.

A few more episodes of The Ben and Timmy Show should put all our d**ks in the dirt...


37 posted on 03/03/2009 9:51:09 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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To: rellimpank

38 posted on 03/03/2009 9:58:44 AM PST by IrishPennant ("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

Bill Clinton is a potential customer.


39 posted on 03/03/2009 10:17:33 AM PST by reaganbooster
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To: swain_forkbeard

She should do it and get off the dole.”

A million dollars doesn’t go very far with 14 kids, 2 adults, no jobs, and some of those kids already with learning problems.

This woman needs a rubber room.
Gloria Allred is way off base, IMO, supporting this kook-job of a parent.


40 posted on 03/03/2009 11:50:42 AM PST by ridesthemiles
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