[ConservativeStatement]

[Mojave]

“I'm boned.”

[A.Hun]

Hmmm...where’d I stash that doobie?

[FlingWingFlyer]

“I wonder if I filed a tax return last April.”

[LibFreeOrDie]

[Texas Eagle]

“(Hmmmmm....The United States of Obamica....I wonder if I could pull that off.....)”

[JEC]

Let me try to look intelligent.

[ConservativeStatement]

Question: “President Obama, again, how many states form the USA?”

[deadrock]

‘Oh, Allah. How the infidels infuriate me!’

[Bon mots]

Hurry up and fix that TELEPROMPTER DAMMIT!

[deannadurbin]

“Hmm. I forget: which way is Mecca?”

[Texas Eagle]

“(Note to self: Call Terry Moran and ask him exactly what he meant by saying that I took a step down to become President.....)”

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Hmmm. I seemed to have miscacal...miscalcil...miscalceela...
er..screwed the pooch."

[azishot]

“Hmmmm....name Alinsky’s rules for radicals in order? Uh...Uh......”

[RckyRaCoCo]

Hmmm, coffee, tea or milk???

[pabianice]

[aruanan]

"Oh, crap. Things are starting to go south. This is the end of the line. There's nothing else I can pretend to be. I'm not Catholic, so the Papacy is out. Hmmmm, the Madhi. He'll spring from a well. The U.S. is the well-spring of the world's economy so I can probably spin it. Problem is, was the Iranian midget just playing hard to get or preparing my way?"

[Texas Eagle]

“(Wait a minute....if there are still poor, under-educated, under-nourished people in Chicago after all that money we spent there.....)”

[HollyB]

“Let me see, I promised Pelosi more money for her mouse project, what should I call the new tax?”

[freeangel]

Mmmm, uh, err, um, do I or don’t I? I know, I’ll vote present.

[Beagle8U]

” I wish I didn't have to wear this suit coat and shirt, I can't see my navel!”