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The Stimulus Bill (Therapy: Post your Jokes and Satire about Porkulus and Obamanomics here!)
2/21/2009 | Free Republic

Posted on 02/21/2009 11:04:38 AM PST by Mad Dawgg

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To: Mad Dawgg

You wanted change?

Howsa bout= "Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits?"

21 posted on 02/21/2009 11:35:34 AM PST by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: 50mm

That is priceless!


22 posted on 02/21/2009 11:48:32 AM PST by austingirl
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To: ml/nj

That’s a chuckle I really needed.
Thanks,
mc


23 posted on 02/21/2009 11:49:22 AM PST by mcshot (Michigan: First in worst, last in best and sinking fast.)
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To: austingirl

Thanks.


24 posted on 02/21/2009 11:50:08 AM PST by 50mm (My respect for zero has reached zero)
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25 posted on 02/21/2009 11:52:34 AM PST by Diogenesis (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Mad Dawgg
We need an unprecedented level of trust in order the keep the Hope (gravy) train alive.
26 posted on 02/21/2009 12:33:44 PM PST by Force of Truth (Sarah Palin in 2012!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
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To: IrishPennant

MMMM.


27 posted on 02/21/2009 12:36:27 PM PST by Force of Truth (Sarah Palin in 2012!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
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To: IrishPennant
The sneezes have certain, entrancing rhythm to them.
28 posted on 02/21/2009 1:15:20 PM PST by BilLies
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To: Mad Dawgg
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
29 posted on 02/21/2009 1:18:56 PM PST by DukeBillie ("The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity" Harlan Ellison)
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To: DukeBillie
I loved thois one!
30 posted on 02/21/2009 1:37:32 PM PST by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: BilLies

And here we want to stop the importation of Chinese clothing with their cheap fasteners!!!!


31 posted on 02/21/2009 2:03:44 PM PST by IrishPennant ("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
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To: Mad Dawgg
Obomination flush:


32 posted on 02/21/2009 2:06:03 PM PST by IrishPennant ("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
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Oh, was she sneezing? I better go back and take another look!


33 posted on 02/21/2009 5:23:09 PM PST by sig229 (The loonie left "FLUNKED" human nature 101)
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