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The Stimulus Bill (Therapy: Post your Jokes and Satire about Porkulus and Obamanomics here!)
2/21/2009
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Posted on 02/21/2009 11:04:38 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Shavenotes.png)
You wanted change?
Howsa bout= "Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits?"
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posted on
02/21/2009 11:35:34 AM PST
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
To: 50mm
To: ml/nj
That’s a chuckle I really needed.
Thanks,
mc
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posted on
02/21/2009 11:49:22 AM PST
by
mcshot
(Michigan: First in worst, last in best and sinking fast.)
To: austingirl
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posted on
02/21/2009 11:50:08 AM PST
by
50mm
(My respect for zero has reached zero)
To: Mad Dawgg
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posted on
02/21/2009 11:52:34 AM PST
by
Diogenesis
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Mad Dawgg
We need an unprecedented level of trust in order the keep the Hope (gravy) train alive.
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posted on
02/21/2009 12:33:44 PM PST
by
Force of Truth
(Sarah Palin in 2012!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
To: IrishPennant
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posted on
02/21/2009 12:36:27 PM PST
by
Force of Truth
(Sarah Palin in 2012!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
To: IrishPennant
The sneezes have certain, entrancing rhythm to them.
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posted on
02/21/2009 1:15:20 PM PST
by
BilLies
To: Mad Dawgg
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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posted on
02/21/2009 1:18:56 PM PST
by
DukeBillie
("The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity" Harlan Ellison)
To: DukeBillie
I loved thois one!
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posted on
02/21/2009 1:37:32 PM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
To: BilLies
And here we want to stop the importation of Chinese clothing with their cheap fasteners!!!!
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posted on
02/21/2009 2:03:44 PM PST
by
IrishPennant
("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
To: Mad Dawgg
Obomination flush:
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posted on
02/21/2009 2:06:03 PM PST
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IrishPennant
("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
To: Mad Dawgg
Oh, was she sneezing? I better go back and take another look!
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posted on
02/21/2009 5:23:09 PM PST
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sig229
(The loonie left "FLUNKED" human nature 101)
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