Posted on 02/21/2009 11:04:38 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
The Dalai Bama is imposing a 40% tax on aspirin because it is white and it works.
“The Marxism Conversion Act of 2009” = NO JOKE!
Hahahah
BTW I forgot a Coffee Spew alert...
Luckily I have gotten good at mopping it up before it gets all down in my keysboard!
Thank for the giggle!
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Oh, and this one...not political but fun to watch:
I LOVE the Sneeze, I can watch it for hours!
Bless her!!!
This is great. Too bad it is close to the truth.
Check your 201K recently?
nice one
That was funny!
The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of everybody else’s money.
Margaret Thatcher
DOCTORS’ OPINIONS OF THE BAIL OUT PACKAGE
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was s a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some folks in Washington.
Once there was a preacher, a cannibal and a member of the Obama administration in a lifeboat. After a day at sea without food the preacher urgently asked the administration member and the cannibal to prepare to meet their maker by coming to Christ. The administration member looked at the preacher and then urgently asked the cannibal to hold an election as to whether the left leg of the preacher should be sawed off and eaten by all of them in the boat.
... and, unfortunately, sad at the same time.
ML/NJ
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