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Boy Killed By Anal-penetrating Chair [Made in China]
Anorak UK ^
| 20th Feb., 2009
| Anorak UK
Posted on 02/20/2009 11:47:57 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins
IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.
Parts of the chair entered the boys rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.
The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.
The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.
In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.
Made in China. Buyer beware
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chair; china; explodingchair; gas; madeinchina
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To: ReformedBeckite
LOL, double-dosed cylinder!
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posted on
02/20/2009 11:59:30 AM PST
by
MyTwoCopperCoins
(I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
To: Syntyr
I am going to open a web company specializing in body armor for your butt!A new use for ballistic panels?
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
I’m standing up for the rest of the day.
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posted on
02/20/2009 11:59:51 AM PST
by
JenB987
To: theFIRMbss
What company makes that? Do tell!
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:00:33 PM PST
by
Niuhuru
(Fine, here's my gun, but let me give you the bullets first. I'll send them to you through the barrel)
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
How odd. We have one that went “pop!” one night, and the bottom was blown out. Still have it, although it’s a “low rider” now.
Bought it at Staples, BTW.
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:01:34 PM PST
by
papasmurf
(Impeach the illegal bastard!)
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Wrecked ‘em? Yeah, and killed ‘em too!
To: WOBBLY BOB
Now that’s funny right there.
To: MrB
Talk about clenching up while reading a story.... Im checking my chair right now!
Glad mine are American made.
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:02:53 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
To: MrB
The chair I’m sitting in has one of these........but it’s from Canada..........
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:03:08 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Note to self: Don’t fall down on your office chair...in the shower or elsewhere.
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:03:50 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
I’m standing up for the rest of the day.
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:04:23 PM PST
by
JenB987
To: ClearCase_guy
We obviously need a three day waiting period for buying chairs..........
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:04:36 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
We have chairs in our office that look a lot like that...
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:05:30 PM PST
by
Allegra
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
I’m sitting in the exact same chair right now!!!!
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:06:22 PM PST
by
dis.kevin
(Dry white toast)
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Dayum! I had to look, my chair was made in the good ol’ US of A. Back to work, sort of.
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:07:31 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat lead.)
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:07:37 PM PST
by
cynwoody
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
That kind of pegged my “Ewww factor”
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:08:06 PM PST
by
Zathras
To: Callahan
I’m guessing your classmate lived?
My older brother was doing something in his home where he was using scissors on the couch. Somehow they got down into a groove and he forgot the scissors were there. Well he sat on them and the scissors went deep into a cheek. He bled a lot. I don’t know if he was close to death, but he had to call an ambulance. Makes me more careful now about using scissors on a couch.
To: MyTwoCopperCoins
To: martin_fierro; dighton; Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; Constitution Day
It was a million-to-one shot, doc. A million-to one!
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posted on
02/20/2009 12:09:38 PM PST
by
Petronski
(For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
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