Boy Killed By Anal-penetrating Chair [Made in China]

Anorak UK ^ | 20th Feb., 2009 | Anorak UK

[MyTwoCopperCoins]

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

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[Jeff Chandler]

Headline of the Day

[WOBBLY BOB]

Bawney Fwank just ordered a dozen for his office.

[MrB]

Talk about clenching up while reading a story....

I’m checking my chair right now!

[ClearCase_guy]

Alert Mainway Toys!

This product could be bigger than "The Big Bag o' Broken Glass"!

[andy58-in-nh]

Beat me to it, dammit!!!

[Tribune7]

Just another reason to stick with Steelcase.

[cripplecreek]

My computer chair is a regular kitchen chair thank God.

[skeeter]

Somewhere in China a production manager has a date with a firing squad.

[rwfromkansas]

Holy smokes......I am going to be scared to sit in a chair ever again.

[Syntyr]

I am going to open a web company specializing in body armor for your butt!

[Merlinator]

Bawny Fwanks said they are better than gerbils.

[smokingfrog]

Call me skeptical.

[Beagle8U]

My Puter desk is a steel-case. It weighs about 20 gazillion tons. No anal attacks so far. ( crossing fingers)

[Cementjungle]

Holy smokes......I am going to be scared to sit in a chair ever again.

I think I'll start sitting on a phone book.

[B-Chan]

I sit in a wooden chair, thank God.

[theFIRMbss]

>My computer chair is a regular kitchen chair thank God

The really cool chairs wouldn't be caught dead inside a person's kitchen . . .

[ArrogantBustard]

Time to sit on your FLAK jacket.

[ReformedBeckite]

In the mean while the chair made right after that one won’t stay up.

[Callahan]

There was a kid in my high school class who was leaning back on a high metal stool. It collapsed and one of the pieces went directly up his keister—deep. They had to call an ambulance. I never sat on one of those stools again.