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Change: The First Three Weeks (It's worse than you thought alert)
American Thinker ^ | February 10, 2009 | Randall Hoven

Posted on 02/10/2009 12:19:15 AM PST by Zakeet

Far be it from me to criticize Barack Obama before he's even had a chance to rule. Well, he's had almost three weeks in office as I write, and some patterns are beginning to emerge. Here is a list of accomplishments 20 days into President Obama's first term.

Prior to taking office.

January 21. Day One in office, or "Clean Government Day."

January 22, "Be Nice To Terrorists Day."

January 23, "Be Nice To Abortionists Day."

January 26, "Help the US Automobile Industry Go Broke Quicker Day."

January 27, "Be Nice to Terrorist Lovers and Tax Cheats Day."

January 28, "Bipartisan Schmipartisan Day."

January 29, "No Statute of Limitations on Anything Day."

January 30, "Payback the Unions and Keep Joe Busy Day."

February 3, "Being President is Hard Day."

February 4, "More Socialized Medicine Day."

February 5, "Community Organizing, Low-Flow Coffee-Makers and Trade-War Day."

February 6. "Be Even Nicer to Unions and Terrorists Day."

February 8. "Republican Moderates to the Rescue of the Rescue Day."

I should also report on the progress of the Democratic Congress. Here is what the House did already in 2009:

President Obama also said many words in these first 20 days: press conferences, speeches and op-ed pieces, but I left these out of the above list in order to concentrate on actions rather than words. (To my knowledge, Obama did not complete another autobiography in the last three weeks.)

I probably missed a few things, but I think you get the drift. Undo whatever Bush did. Expect appointees to obey the law, with a mulligan given for first-time offenses less than $128,000. Pay back Democratic special interests like unions, trial lawyers and Planned Parenthood. Define "bipartisanship" as inviting Republicans to lunch and telling them, "I won." Spend really, really huge amounts of other people's money. Make terrorism a law enforcement issue instead of a national defense issue. And watch terrorists and nuclear proliferators be released, from Pakistan to Yemen to Gitmo.

President Obama has lived up to my expectations.

I believe these first 21 days could best be summarized in the immortal words of Mark Steyn, who said, "We have nothing to hope for but hope itself."


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: abovemypaygrade; agenda; bho44; bhoeo; cultureofcorruption; democratscandals; economy; first100days; foreignaffairs; miserablefailure; obama; obamascandals; worst100days
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To: El Gato

You just have to have enough geese around so you don’t miss a step. ;-)


61 posted on 02/12/2009 5:39:17 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Bipartisainship is now about a 3 to 532 vote on Capital Hill.)
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To: Zakeet

“Established January 2009 as “National Stalking Awareness Month.”

I told megan fox to stop following me, but she’s still out there...


62 posted on 02/12/2009 5:41:38 PM PST by Canedawg (An acute case of ODS)
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To: olivia3boys
You have perceived all of this correctly.

That's why I also see some disturbing similarities between Jim Jones and Barack Obama.

They both are cult leaders who will do whatever it takes to maintain control of the fools that worship them.

63 posted on 02/12/2009 9:04:18 PM PST by Prole (Please pray for the families of Chris and Channon. May God always watch over them.)
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