Posted on 02/09/2009 8:34:38 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Øbama on solar and wind “we have to invest in what is going to make us competitive”
ahhhhh, I’d rather invest in Nuclear Power Plants that run regardless of wind or sun
James (9yrs old, at town meeting) “What are you going to do to help our schools”
Amen.
I love short sleeved sweatshirst myself.
Hard to find
That was the most stupid, lame THM ever. I hope he says the same type of stuff tonight.
Questioner - “Where’s my slice of pie?”
The Messiah is speaking tonight?
He is contradicting himself and switching the subject a lot.
Earlier he said he wants tax cuts for the middle class because high income people just let their money sit there.
Later he said they need investors to invest in new energy methods.
Idiot, who does he think does the investing?
Overall he is doing horribly without the teleprompter. But the sheeple keep clapping for crap they don't understand.
He was getting antsy so he just quit.
When I was 9 I really never cared about helping the schools..
recovery.gov
Excuse me, do we have a recovery.com for the other bailouts?
And when did he answer how long it would take?
Rush is playing that parody now.
LMAO!!!! 1999! I needed a chuckle, today.
Earlier he said he wants tax cuts for the middle class because high income people just let their money sit there.
Later he said they need investors to invest in new energy methods.
Idiot, who does he think does the investing?
point
I can get the jobs quicker, deportations... (sorry COs, the prisons as well).
Party Like It’s 1929!
Not a word from anybody - there was an article that Melany Morgan was with him though.
Yep, but I’ll miss it as I’m taking my daughter out for the evening while my DH enjoys an evening of poker with a bunch of like minded, conservative, small business owners.
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