[ClearCase_guy]

It's almost as good as the old standard:

"Shut up", he explained.

[Badeye]

He didn’t put forth an argument for why he should be President when you think about it, just empty phrases about ‘Change’.

This shouldn’t surprise anyone.

[cripplecreek]

Less than half of Americans of voting age vote. That means he won with something like 23% or so of the public. Take away the illegals and other unlawfull votes and he won with a solid 15%.

[slumber1]

“Obama will be ready to rule from day one”

[AD from SpringBay]

$1 trillion new spending plan...

This is just a reminder, you've probably heard this before - but one trillion (the socialists stimulus) divided by three-hundred million (approximate number of citizens in the USA) equals $3,333.33. A family of four would receive over $12,000, and we could spend it the way we wanted - debt reduction, new toys, tatoos, crack - whatever. But it would do just as much stimulating as putting a trillion dollars into making the government fatter.

[bgill]

He’s a liar. Always was. Always will be.

[al baby]

He is going to crack up before his term is up he will make Brittany Spears look like pick nick

[Fudd Fan]

Many Americans are uniting against this porkulus bill. So maybe ozero is a uniter after all?

[frankenMonkey]

“I won”

Every senator and representative can say the same thing.

[a fool in paradise]

Ill Douche.

[geo40xyz]

I Won , yes 52% <-> 48% which is a win BUT FAR from a grand slam!! (little sports talk so EMPTY SUIT can understand:-()

I Won , yes 52% <-> 48% which is a win BUT FAR from a grand slam!! (little sports talk so EMPTY SUIT can understand:-()

[ryan71]

“I won”

He’s spent. He’s lazy. Every once of charm, wit, and intellect is gone.

[Right Wing Assault]

The first president who was so weak he had to say, “I won.”

So, will he ever say, “I lost” when it happens?

Developing...

[IrishPennant]

[jveritas]

Barack Obama, a reputed master of the persuasive art

Only according to his sycophants in the media.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"That Obama is reduced to this crude appeal is a symptom of the intellectual collapse of the case for his stimulus bill, a congressional spendfest untethered from its stated goal of providing a rapid “jolt” to the economy. In a meeting with congressional Republicans, he brandished “I won” as a defense of his version of tax relief."

In answers to questions, he continued, "I know what you are, but what am I?"

He's been collapsing intellectually since he enthroned himself as world emperor during that manic episode in Berlin.

[puroresu]

Obama suffers from delusions of adequacy.

[SparkyBass]

And it took him three hours with his head speechwriter to come up with that rapier retort.

[numberonepal]

Lord protect us from the sh!t storm that’s about to rain down on the American people. I knew life has been too easy.

[texmexis best]

Ths guy should be wildly happy and hopeful so he can work that hopey-changey thingy that he claimed to have during the campaign.