Girl did this to me on one-night stand

The Sun UK ^ | February 5, 2009 | Guy Patrick

[ConservativeStatement]

HORRIFIED Wayne Robinson yesterday showed for the first time the tattoos a girl carved on him as he slept after a night of lust.

The Sun told last week how pretty Dominique Fisher was convicted of wounding for slashing her name on Wayne, 24, with a Stanley knife as he lay in a drunken sleep.

[Puddleglum]

she looks psycho and deserves time in jail. She looks like some wronged woman out to get back at Men®

[Ed Condon]

Or Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. (The locals call it “Webster Lake”).

[Gene Eric]

>> I’ve got two-night stands in my room.

On all fours wearing a lampshade too?

[DocH]

MUST be a case of “Tit for Tat”.

[savedbygrace]

That’s not a tattoo. That’s a cutting.

[Nervous Tick]

>> No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap!!

Tell you what, this one takes “cutting remarks” to a whole ‘nuther level!

[DieHard the Hunter]

> and maaaan, he’s gonna have a hard time explainin’ those scars to future dates!

Actually, I really doubt those “scars” will be around for long, particularly if he treats them right. My medic could get him fixed up so that those scratches would disappear in a couple weeks. Just keep the wound clean and moist, and change the dressings regularly, and DON’T PICK AT THE SCABS — they’d disappear nicely, nobody would ever know they were there. He’s lucky she used a sharp clean knife and didn’t cut anything more than superficially, and they don’t appear to be infected at all.

I’ve seen deeper cat-scratches. He should count his blessings and stop being a whingeing Pom.

[TigersEye]

I'm sorry. This is too funny.

Dominique, who has eight tattoos herself, claimed Wayne asked her to cut the marks into him. But he said yesterday: “There is no way I’d ever agree to that.

How do you know? You don't remember the sex and you didn't feel her carving on you. Maybe you did ask her to do it. LOL

[Darwin Fish]

That happened to me once. But I was awake and liked it.

[Richard Kimball]

In my wild and younger days, the possibility of her being the ultimate psycho only made it more exciting.

I always tell people thinking about going into emergency services, think about making love to one of the most beautiful women in the world. Now, she's about ten percent crazy, and has a knife under the pillow. Does that make it more exciting, or make you want to get out of there as fast as possible?

[Repeal The 17th]

I used to work with a guy whose nickname was “Red Bone”.
I can not tell you here how he got that nickname...
but let’s just say he had a similar experience.

[InsensitiveConservative]

She probably didn't want him to lose her name and phone number...

[ConservativeStatement]

[Lazamataz]

He told her he likes to do it until he bleeds.

So she obliged him.

[Lazamataz]

She probably didn't want him to lose her name and phone number...

Yeah, but who reads Mandarin Chinese?

[Ole Okie]

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

No question about it, your honor.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Man, I don't think I have ever been drunk enough to sleep through that!

No kidding. I've been really drunk before (ahhh the college days) but there is no way I would have missed that. Wow.

[Doomonyou]

Yeah, but who reads Mandarin Chinese?

It says, "You suck in bed."

[Lazamataz]

It says, "You suck in bed."

In certain circumstances, that can be a compliment.