Posted on 01/23/2009 8:13:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think he wants failure while caring greatly.. see the definition of poseur.
read 118.....
BBL later, off to work!!!!!
Gillibrand also worked at HUD with Cuomo...
Fox News ... Awaiting Briefing from Press Sec Robert Gates...
An in late again bttt!
I know pro-choicers who, for example, are for the BAIPA. With a 100% approval rating from NARAL, I’m thinking Gillibrand isn’t.
Ok...I just googled the American Legion and mapped it and there is one “4.1 mi – about 10 mins from me.” Thanks again...
I like your tagline, but you may want to check the spelling of “Representative.”
You left out the most important part of the demoralization process: Should take all of a day or so before reports of civilians killed in that attack along with carefully staged and well-placed pictures (NYSlime is my personal bet to break this one) of dozens of women, children and other innocents.
Give the bums in the media a few weeks to toot that little tin horn act, then have some of the chosen in congress stage an investigation and we could have the latter-day Mei Lai the libs have been lusting after since 9/12.
Cynical?
Call me anything you like if I'm wrong, because I'm sure praying that I am.
I'm just grateful that the last of the kids in the family have come home from their time in the service.
Government could also lower construction productivity standards and let them mix cement in cereal bowls, that could provide even more jobs at building sites. I’ve also seen a lot of brown folks currently in construction jobs, are they going to be permitted to fill infrastructure job positions?
LOL - thanks.
Robert from Redding, CA
hattend’s hometown. WooHoo!
Count on it! All these MILLIONS of people that are going to be granted amnesty are then going to be employed by the taxpayers from the bail out funds. And of course, those grateful employees are going to vote Democrat.
I don’t think you are cynical. The Democrats have a history of treachery and nothing is beyond them.
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